Have You Ever Been Wrongly Accused?

Hearing about this poor chap Lord McAlpine being mistakenly branded a child abuser, has brought back some very painful memories for me.

In 2004, when I was a mere 24 years old, I was accused of blocking the office toilet. The whole office turned against me. I wouldn't mind if I'd actually used the toilet for a number 2, but I haven't done a poo on a public toilet since 1991.

They were dark days for me, and even today now I am the boss, when the office toilet is blocked I can hear the whispers.

Have you ever been wrongly accused of something?

I was once wrongly accused of being a Liverpool FC supporter! By my own aunt as well. Shocking!

I was once arrested for flashing in Witton Country Park.

Bolton Hater wrote:I was once arrested for flashing in Witton Country Park.

I said wrongly accused.

My wife often wrongly accuses me of seeing other women. If only it was true!

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Bolton Hater wrote:I was once arrested for flashing in Witton Country Park.

I said wrongly accused.

But he was wrongly accused of being a beached whale, every time he sunbathed, with his girlfriend/mother/sister.