Could You Be A Porn Star?

The US porn industry has been shut down because there has been a major outbreak of Syphilis amongst the actors and actresses.

They are advertising for people to step up and fill in while these people get treatment. Are you up for the job? Could you shag for a living?

Obviously I couldn't do it as I've been a virgin for 10 years, but I certainly have the face and body for it.

If you've previously tested positive for Syphilis or any other STD please do not apply.

Just answer the question you bellend.

Could I shag for a living? Hmm tough one..

Does having a 10 inch / 25.4 centimeter Johnson disqualify from applying.

Also on a visit to a parlour, when I was wearing the ladies stockings, she said that I had better legs than she had. Would this also not look good on my CV.



PS, regarding the legs thing. I am tall with long slim legs so I think she was a bit envious.

yes, no problem


But, Nat, do you have the tits for it?

From Monday afternoon, yes.

Big enough for it but not a fan of sexual diseases, though if I was assured of not catching a STD then yes i'd give it a go.

I doubt very much whether I could rise to the occasion with some twat following me around with a video camera. Even when I was younger I always preferred one to one intimacy rather than have a fluffer present.

A few years ago I worked with a colleague who was a married man and was always going on about how he he would love a threesome. He let slip that he used to go on a website called Faceparty. We set him up and created this fake persona of a blonde dollybird who worked as an air hostess at Manchester Airport. It didn't take long for him to take the bait and within days he was declaring his affection for her. After a short while he posed the question as to whether she would be up for a threesome with one of her trolley dolly mates ( even though at this point, he hadn't actually met her!)

Her reply was, " The answer is yes. I will be up for it. I have had a word with Colin and he has never done it before but he is prepared to give it a try."

The clueless bastard replied with, " Who is Colin ?"

The reply was , " Colin works with me. He is also a cabin crew attendant. He is gay but very handsome."

Brilliant!

I have acquired the nickname mr wonderful for how good I am in the sack. I really am a fantastic shag. But seriously who would want the whole world seeing yourself with nothing on?

Michael Bolton wrote:I have acquired the nickname mr wonderful for how good I am in the sack. I really am a fantastic shag. But seriously who would want the whole world seeing yourself with nothing on?

My wife reckoned I was good in bed and when I asked how come she said it's because I can sleep all night.

I actually went into one of those sex shops once and asked the girl behind the counter, do you have something about 8'' long and 5'' thick made of wax, when said yes I said good you had best light it because we're cutting your electricity.

Michael Bolton wrote:I have acquired the nickname mr wonderful for how good I am in the sack.

You have a talking blow up sheep?

I'm like Linford Christie in the bedroom department ....................I always come first after 10 seconds.

aaron_bwfc wrote:Big enough for it

Cocky.

I've never had any complaints, lets put it that way.

Usually because the girl is always gone when i wake up.