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Reading that Dougie Freedman has basically said our whole academy system is shite, coupled with the fact we haven't brought any kids through in the last 20 years I got to thinking how BWFC could put this right. How can they ensure a long term future without having to spend millions on donkeys like Ngog.
I now have the answer. It's a little controversial but I have no doubt it would work.
Let's face it, Bolton is awash with teenage slags who open their legs at the drop of a hat. A good number of them end up pregnant with nowhere to go. Most end up in some crappy bedsit with mould growing up the walls.
So here's the answer. Bolton Wanderers should actively seek out these pregnant slags and sign them up. Well, not the slags, but their unborn babies. BWFC agree to put them up in a fancy hotel for nine months, everything paid for including a chav allowance.
When the baby is born it is signed over to Dougie Freedman and BWFC. They basically become it's new parent. As soon as that baby can sit up it starts to learn the art of football. It spends 12 hours every day learning about football. It sleeps the other 12.
By the time it is 4 years old it has better ball control than Ngog and three times the pace of Kevin Davies. By the time it is 8 it is better than Ronaldo was at 14.
Times this by 20 or 30 and you have a whole squad of robot-like kids that know nothing but football. By the time they are 16-18 they are ready for the first team and all of a sudden we have a first team of world beaters that have cost nothing more than a few rusks and nappies.
I've had a good think and I can't really see a downside to this.
I now have the answer. It's a little controversial but I have no doubt it would work.
Let's face it, Bolton is awash with teenage slags who open their legs at the drop of a hat. A good number of them end up pregnant with nowhere to go. Most end up in some crappy bedsit with mould growing up the walls.
So here's the answer. Bolton Wanderers should actively seek out these pregnant slags and sign them up. Well, not the slags, but their unborn babies. BWFC agree to put them up in a fancy hotel for nine months, everything paid for including a chav allowance.
When the baby is born it is signed over to Dougie Freedman and BWFC. They basically become it's new parent. As soon as that baby can sit up it starts to learn the art of football. It spends 12 hours every day learning about football. It sleeps the other 12.
By the time it is 4 years old it has better ball control than Ngog and three times the pace of Kevin Davies. By the time it is 8 it is better than Ronaldo was at 14.
Times this by 20 or 30 and you have a whole squad of robot-like kids that know nothing but football. By the time they are 16-18 they are ready for the first team and all of a sudden we have a first team of world beaters that have cost nothing more than a few rusks and nappies.
I've had a good think and I can't really see a downside to this.
