Poundland: The Future of Shopping

I recently discovered a shop called 'Poundland'. There may be one in your town or City.

It's quite an amazing place. Everything is a pound. I kid you not, just one pound. Crisps, drinks, tampons, condoms, batteries, wigs, maternity knickers and shampoo can all be bought for a pound.

This is a great way to shop isn't it. No more wondering if you've gone over your weekly budget, when you're in Poundland you just count the number of items you've bought and that's also the number of pounds you've spent. Brilliant.

I really feel other shops should take this neat idea and expand it. There should be a 'Two Poundland' shop and a 'Five poundland' shop. Imagine how simpler shopping would be. For the rich there could even be a 'Thousand Poundland' store. And for the povs and scrubbers a 'Pennyland' shop.

Don't you think this is a top idea? Would it work?

There's also a shop called Poundworld!

Sgt. Bash wrote:There's also a shop called Poundworld!

You're joking! I've been missing out quite clearly. Is everything a quid in Pound World as well?

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Sgt. Bash wrote:There's also a shop called Poundworld!

You're joking! I've been missing out quite clearly. Is everything a quid in Pound World as well?

Yes, and wait for this, there's also a shop called 99p Stores, and you guessed it, everything in there is 99p!

Then there's the 99p shop!

Ooopppps beaten to the punch!

You pikey bastards.

Home Bargains for me

These pound shops are fine but it's impossible to do a family shop in them.

Boggersbelief wrote:You pikey bastards.

10 pound hooker land!

Sounds great! I'll check it out when I'm restocking with champagne, truffles, saffron and Bombay Sapphire.

At lunchtime I bought four, yes four, kitchen rolls for £1.

I'm not joking.

You by shit kitchen roll for £1 and go through it all in fortnight. I will by my Plenty (you only need one sheet you know) for £2 and it will last for a month. Who is stupid now?

Natasha Whittam wrote:At lunchtime I bought four, yes four, kitchen rolls for £1.

I'm not joking.

I'm excited now.

WhiteBic wrote:You by shit kitchen roll for £1 and go through it all in fortnight. I will by my Plenty (you only need one sheet you know) for £2 and it will last for a month. Who is stupid now?

WhiteBic wrote:You by shit kitchen roll for £1 and go through it all in fortnight. I will by my Plenty (you only need one sheet you know) for £2 and it will last for a month. Who is stupid now?

You idiot, I'm not using it to mop up sick. I use it to wipe down my kitchen surfaces after I've sprayed them with Mr Muscle. I only need one sheet.

Who's the idiot now.

Still you.

Boggersbelief wrote:Still you.

I'm the one with pound coins jiggling around in my pocket.