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How would you rob a bank?

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wanderlust
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Banks of the Croal
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Bolton Nuts
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1How would you rob a bank? Empty How would you rob a bank? Wed Mar 27 2013, 19:45

Bolton Nuts


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I would organise about 50 people to phone the police from 50 different locations near banks, claiming that there was an armed robbery in progress. 5 minutes later, I would rob a different bank.

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2How would you rob a bank? Empty Re: How would you rob a bank? Wed Mar 27 2013, 20:25

bwfc71

bwfc71
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo

I would balckmail both Greece and Cyprus into giving their bailout money to me!

3How would you rob a bank? Empty Re: How would you rob a bank? Wed Mar 27 2013, 21:25

BoltonTillIDie

BoltonTillIDie
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I would get Biggie to rob a bank for me... And I'll rob a different bank...

4How would you rob a bank? Empty Re: How would you rob a bank? Wed Mar 27 2013, 21:26

bwfc71

bwfc71
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo

hen I will burglarize both your houses!!!

5How would you rob a bank? Empty Re: How would you rob a bank? Wed Mar 27 2013, 21:31

Boggersbelief

Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I'd tunnel my way in.

6How would you rob a bank? Empty Re: How would you rob a bank? Wed Mar 27 2013, 21:33

scottjames30

scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Kidnap the bank managers member of family, then let him rob the bank for an exchange .

7How would you rob a bank? Empty Re: How would you rob a bank? Wed Mar 27 2013, 21:34

Banks of the Croal

Banks of the Croal
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

A gang attempted a armed robbery at Barclays again yesterday in Westhoughton.

8How would you rob a bank? Empty Re: How would you rob a bank? Wed Mar 27 2013, 21:38

doffcocker

doffcocker
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo

I'd hold the workers hostage and negotiate with the police a flight to Algeria.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9gHNl8UNq4

9How would you rob a bank? Empty Re: How would you rob a bank? Wed Mar 27 2013, 21:45

Copper Dragon

Copper Dragon
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo

I'd wait for Biggie to come out of the bank and then rob him.

10How would you rob a bank? Empty Re: How would you rob a bank? Wed Mar 27 2013, 21:55

Hipster_Nebula

Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Hack into the mainframe and digitally steal the funds.

/hacking, future crime.

11How would you rob a bank? Empty Re: How would you rob a bank? Wed Mar 27 2013, 22:21

Tigermin


Tony Kelly
Tony Kelly

I would be an Avatar of Angela Merkel and walk in any bank and demand all their deposits,piece of piss really

12How would you rob a bank? Empty Re: How would you rob a bank? Wed Mar 27 2013, 22:36

wanderlust

wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I'd get a job trading shares for them in the City and take home a few million a year in "bonuses".

13How would you rob a bank? Empty Re: How would you rob a bank? Wed Mar 27 2013, 23:03

Bernard Dennis Park

Bernard Dennis Park
El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf

I would use information people give away on the internet and nick their identity. Several bank accounts would then be opened and huge loans taken out in this persons name. It'd be easy.

14How would you rob a bank? Empty Re: How would you rob a bank? Thu Mar 28 2013, 00:48

MartinBWFC

MartinBWFC
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo

I'd send every bank in the country a letter demanding 30 quid for sending a letter, then sit back and get fuck all, after all thats what they got from me.

15How would you rob a bank? Empty Re: How would you rob a bank? Thu Mar 28 2013, 07:54

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Bernard Dennis Park wrote:I would use information people give away on the internet and nick their identity. Several bank accounts would then be opened and huge loans taken out in this persons name. It'd be easy.

Finally, an explanation for my huge transvestite escort invoice!

16How would you rob a bank? Empty Re: How would you rob a bank? Thu Mar 28 2013, 08:01

wanderlust

wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Are huge transvestites more expensive than small transvestites? Do you pay by the kilo?

17How would you rob a bank? Empty Re: How would you rob a bank? Thu Mar 28 2013, 09:56

Reebok_Rebel

Reebok_Rebel
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

Banks of the Croal wrote: A gang attempted a armed robbery at Barclays again yesterday in Westhoughton.

I know, I was on Market st having beer and burger on my lunch...

Came out to a roadblock and a JCB strangely enough... Suspect

Think the JCB may have just been doing some roadworks though if im honest.

Its nothing new in westhoughton, sombody tries to rob Barclays Market St branch 22 times a day anyway...

18How would you rob a bank? Empty Re: How would you rob a bank? Thu Mar 28 2013, 09:58

Reebok_Rebel

Reebok_Rebel
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

Hipster_Nebula wrote:Hack into the mainframe and digitally steal the funds.

/hacking, future crime.

Mainframe?

Banks still use mainframes??? affraid

19How would you rob a bank? Empty Re: How would you rob a bank? Thu Mar 28 2013, 11:08

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Reebok_Rebel wrote:

I know, I was on Market st having beer and burger on my lunch...


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