I would organise about 50 people to phone the police from 50 different locations near banks, claiming that there was an armed robbery in progress. 5 minutes later, I would rob a different bank.
How would you rob a bank?
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wanderlust
Tigermin
Hipster_Nebula
Copper Dragon
doffcocker
Banks of the Croal
scottjames30
Boggersbelief
BoltonTillIDie
bwfc71
Bolton Nuts
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2 Re: How would you rob a bank? Wed Mar 27 2013, 20:25
bwfc71
Ivan Campo
I would balckmail both Greece and Cyprus into giving their bailout money to me!
3 Re: How would you rob a bank? Wed Mar 27 2013, 21:25
BoltonTillIDie
Nat Lofthouse
I would get Biggie to rob a bank for me... And I'll rob a different bank...
4 Re: How would you rob a bank? Wed Mar 27 2013, 21:26
bwfc71
Ivan Campo
hen I will burglarize both your houses!!!
5 Re: How would you rob a bank? Wed Mar 27 2013, 21:31
Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
I'd tunnel my way in.
6 Re: How would you rob a bank? Wed Mar 27 2013, 21:33
scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
Kidnap the bank managers member of family, then let him rob the bank for an exchange .
7 Re: How would you rob a bank? Wed Mar 27 2013, 21:34
Banks of the Croal
Frank Worthington
A gang attempted a armed robbery at Barclays again yesterday in Westhoughton.
8 Re: How would you rob a bank? Wed Mar 27 2013, 21:38
doffcocker
Ivan Campo
I'd hold the workers hostage and negotiate with the police a flight to Algeria.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9gHNl8UNq4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9gHNl8UNq4
9 Re: How would you rob a bank? Wed Mar 27 2013, 21:45
Copper Dragon
Ivan Campo
I'd wait for Biggie to come out of the bank and then rob him.
10 Re: How would you rob a bank? Wed Mar 27 2013, 21:55
Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Hack into the mainframe and digitally steal the funds.
/hacking, future crime.
/hacking, future crime.
11 Re: How would you rob a bank? Wed Mar 27 2013, 22:21
Tigermin
Tony Kelly
I would be an Avatar of Angela Merkel and walk in any bank and demand all their deposits,piece of piss really
12 Re: How would you rob a bank? Wed Mar 27 2013, 22:36
wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
I'd get a job trading shares for them in the City and take home a few million a year in "bonuses".
13 Re: How would you rob a bank? Wed Mar 27 2013, 23:03
Bernard Dennis Park
El Hadji Diouf
I would use information people give away on the internet and nick their identity. Several bank accounts would then be opened and huge loans taken out in this persons name. It'd be easy.
14 Re: How would you rob a bank? Thu Mar 28 2013, 00:48
MartinBWFC
Ivan Campo
I'd send every bank in the country a letter demanding 30 quid for sending a letter, then sit back and get fuck all, after all thats what they got from me.
15 Re: How would you rob a bank? Thu Mar 28 2013, 07:54
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Bernard Dennis Park wrote:I would use information people give away on the internet and nick their identity. Several bank accounts would then be opened and huge loans taken out in this persons name. It'd be easy.
Finally, an explanation for my huge transvestite escort invoice!
16 Re: How would you rob a bank? Thu Mar 28 2013, 08:01
wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Are huge transvestites more expensive than small transvestites? Do you pay by the kilo?
17 Re: How would you rob a bank? Thu Mar 28 2013, 09:56
Reebok_Rebel
Frank Worthington
Banks of the Croal wrote: A gang attempted a armed robbery at Barclays again yesterday in Westhoughton.
I know, I was on Market st having beer and burger on my lunch...
Came out to a roadblock and a JCB strangely enough...
Think the JCB may have just been doing some roadworks though if im honest.
Its nothing new in westhoughton, sombody tries to rob Barclays Market St branch 22 times a day anyway...
18 Re: How would you rob a bank? Thu Mar 28 2013, 09:58
Reebok_Rebel
Frank Worthington
Hipster_Nebula wrote:Hack into the mainframe and digitally steal the funds.
/hacking, future crime.
Mainframe?
Banks still use mainframes???
19 Re: How would you rob a bank? Thu Mar 28 2013, 11:08
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Reebok_Rebel wrote:
I know, I was on Market st having beer and burger on my lunch...
Unprofessional.
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