Favourite line from a film or tv prog.

Mine is , we came on holiday by mistake , from Withnail and I.

One of mine is from Yosser Hughes in Boys from the Blackstuff.

"All I have in this world are my balls and my word, and I don't break them for no one!"

I have a couple

"I am in a world of shit."
"They're Here"

Mine is...

" do you know what Nemesis means?
A righteous infliction of retribution, manifested by an appropriate agent, personified - in this case, by a horrible cunt... Me."

Or I like the "Its shite being Scottish" speech by Renton in Trainspotting. Its funny.

'I'm the Daddy now. Next time I'll fucking kill you' - Ray Winstone in Scum while he's kicking the cock of the jail in the nuts.

Can anyone guess the film?

"Don't disturb my friend, he is dead tired".
"Let off some steam Bennett".
"What happened to Sully?" "I let him go".

Commando.

"I eat breakfast 300 yards from 4000 Cubans, who are trained to kill me, so don't think for one second that you can come down here, flash your badge and make me nervous".
A few good men - jack Nicholson

Mine is Richard Roma's monologue in the bar from GlenGarry Glen Ross.

"That makes two of us because I've had my gun pointed at your balls since the moment you sat down" - Inglorious Bastards

Michael Bolton wrote:"I eat breakfast 300 yards from 4000 Cubans, who are trained to kill me, so don't think for one second that you can come down here, flash your badge and make me nervous".
A few good men - jack Nicholson

Colonel Nathan R Jessop.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYN5mFyALbU

Thank you Clarice.

"smell my cheese!" a classic Alan Partridge moment

I'm going over to emmett's fix it shop to fix emmett.

'No you god damn varmint, the sheriff is a n... (BONG)'

No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die!

Sluffy wrote:No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die!

Goldfinger, classic.

From Analyze This.

Billy Chrystal tells De Niro that he has Oedipus Complex, he then explains what that is.

De Niro replies 'Fucking Greeks!!!!!!

Copper Dragon wrote:'No you god damn varmint, the sheriff is a n... (BONG)'

One of my all-time favourite movies.
Mel Brooks is boss.