Favourite line from a film or tv prog.

"... surely you can't be serious?"
"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."

Gentlemen, you cant fight in here, this is the War room.

Dr strangelove.

"All those who have slept with Natasha leave the room now".

Back To The Future:

"Ronald Reagan, the actor?"

Sluffy wrote:"All those who have slept with Natasha leave the room now".

I'll make you famous.
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This is an ex-parrot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npjOSLCR2hE

When I captured Gerald he was completely wild.
"Wild, I was absolutely livid!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beCYGm1vMJ0

"It's funny, but being ill makes me lose my usual tolerant and easy going approach to communal living"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnKuUOXG_OE

Hipster - you mean this one?

You stupid fucking cunt. Williamson! I'm talking to you shithead! You just cost me $6,000. $6,000, and one Cadillac. That's right. What are you going to do about it? What are you going to do about it...asshole? You fucking shit! Where did you learn your trade, you stupid fucking cunt?! You idiot! Whoever told you that you could work with men?! Oh, I'm gonna have your job, shithead. I'm going downtown, I'm going to talk to Mitch and Murray! I'm going to Lemkin! I don't care whose nephew you are...who you know...whose dick you're sucking on, you're going out! I swear to you, you're going out! Anyone in this office lives on his wits. I'm going to be with you in a second. What you are hired for, is to help us. Does that seem clear to you? To HELP us. Not to FUCK US UP! To help men who are going out there to try to earn a living, you fairy. You company man. I'll tell you something else, I hope you ripped the joint off, maybe I can tell our friends here a little something that might help him to catch you. You want to learn the first rule you'd know if you'd ever spent a day in your life? You never open your mouth til you know what the shot is. You fucking child.

Richard Roma, Glengarry Glen Ross

A follow on.

https://youtu.be/vYY3FWdPnss

Although that is a fabulous scene.

this is what im talking about.

very wise words. Words to live by.

My favourite film with Al Pacino is probably Heat. I don't normally root for the bad guy but I wanted Robert De Niro to get away with it and fly off to a new life.

I love this Richard roma prank call. I am sure many have seen it before.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_fT_bjjFv8o

Another two of my favorites are actually from Ali G indahouse.

Dont Laugh. Its a genuinely funny film...

"Swan, is there any reason why there should be an absurdly dressed, half-naked man chained to a fence, being tossed off by an old blind council worker?"

and...

"i did not suck off a horse, I have already discussed this with the, er, party chairman and... as I explained, I was out, hunting, slipped and fell... on to the end of a horses Phallus... which, unfortunately, owing to it being the mating season, was... aroused."