HomeI got so pissed one saturday morning years ago when i was 21 and van driving for awhile this guy i delivered to gave me this mexican stuff he brought back from holiday. I drove back to the shop wankered and the area manager was there he said have you been drinking, when i'm pissed i'm unreasonably violent, i said to him what are you doing here its saturday you cunt!! he just raised his eyebrows and said to the shop manager dont let him take the van home and walked out, i did'nt even get a warning or the sack, it was wierd.
Have You Ever Been To Work Pissed?
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scottjames30
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22 Re: Have You Ever Been To Work Pissed? Thu May 30 2013, 15:53
scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
I've been still loved up, when I've been out clubbing lets say the night before, gurning my head off and pupils the size off Easter eggs, I think had too many smarties and I just didn't care.
I didn't have any sleep either , I could still hear the music pounding in my head and must of been dancing and not even knowing about it.
I think people must of just left me alone that day, I think I went straight back on the beer when I finished that day.
I didn't have any sleep either , I could still hear the music pounding in my head and must of been dancing and not even knowing about it.
I think people must of just left me alone that day, I think I went straight back on the beer when I finished that day.
23 Re: Have You Ever Been To Work Pissed? Thu May 30 2013, 19:30
bwfc71
Ivan Campo
Natasha Whittam wrote:Mable, one of our Accounts clerks, arrived for work pissed out of her skull this morning.
It was clearly obvious from the moment she walked through the door and attempted to sit down, missing her chair by a good few inches. She then couldn't log on to her computer because her (already fat) fingers couldn't press the right keys to get through her password protection screen.
She then puked up over her desk.
I ordered her into my office where she burst into tears and gave me a sob story about her shit life and the trouble she was in. Boring, and I wasn't interested.
Mable has been fired.
Have you ever been to work pissed and what happened?
As the act was not a gross misconduct then firing her is illegal! She should have had a formal written warning - and 3 of those then can sack!
For all you knows she could be having problems and not able to cope and then its up to teh employer to try and help out the employee bfeore taking any drastic action.
25 Re: Have You Ever Been To Work Pissed? Thu May 30 2013, 19:37
waynagain
Tony Kelly
I find it very hard to believe that anybody is called Mable, is she Wilfred Pickle's great-granddaughter?
26 Re: Have You Ever Been To Work Pissed? Thu May 30 2013, 19:38
Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Like i said what an evil bitch whittam is, and one who does not know anything about running a company.
27 Re: Have You Ever Been To Work Pissed? Thu May 30 2013, 19:39
Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
I' d shit in her soup and tell her it was marmite.
28 Re: Have You Ever Been To Work Pissed? Thu May 30 2013, 19:40
Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
How long do i get stuck with the gobbing twat?
29 Re: Have You Ever Been To Work Pissed? Mon Jan 12 2015, 18:49
Copper Dragon
Ivan Campo
Bring back Angry and Bernard.
Give folk sommat proper to moan at.
Give folk sommat proper to moan at.
30 Re: Have You Ever Been To Work Pissed? Mon Jan 12 2015, 18:51
scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
I think most would have them two back in a heartbeat.Copper Dragon wrote:Bring back Angry and Bernard.
Give folk sommat proper to moan at.
I'm going to bring AD back next week when i'm a mod.
31 Re: Have You Ever Been To Work Pissed? Mon Jan 12 2015, 19:01
boltonbonce
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I'm not having this. I'm deploying my people.scottjames30 wrote:I think most would have them two back in a heartbeat.Copper Dragon wrote:Bring back Angry and Bernard.
Give folk sommat proper to moan at.
I'm going to bring AD back next week when i'm a mod.
32 Re: Have You Ever Been To Work Pissed? Mon Jan 12 2015, 19:04
Copper Dragon
Ivan Campo
Ha, I've clocked big Ade in the picture. 
33 Re: Have You Ever Been To Work Pissed? Mon Jan 12 2015, 19:10
scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
They're all the same .boltonbonce wrote:
I'm not having this. I'm deploying my people.
34 Re: Have You Ever Been To Work Pissed? Mon Jan 12 2015, 19:15
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35 Re: Have You Ever Been To Work Pissed? Mon Jan 12 2015, 19:17
scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
The Ultras would kick their arse.
36 Re: Have You Ever Been To Work Pissed? Mon Jan 12 2015, 19:25
boltonbonce
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Agreed. We're highly skilled in the deadly arts.
37 Re: Have You Ever Been To Work Pissed? Mon Jan 12 2015, 19:57
Mr Magoo
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Yes but your a man downscottjames30 wrote:The Ultras would kick their arse.
38 Re: Have You Ever Been To Work Pissed? Mon Jan 12 2015, 20:02
boltonbonce
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He's a sleeper.Mr Magoo wrote:Yes but your a man downscottjames30 wrote:The Ultras would kick their arse.
Primed to strike at any time.
39 Re: Have You Ever Been To Work Pissed? Mon Jan 12 2015, 20:03
Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Is this one of the Ultras (Scott or Bread).scottjames30 wrote:The Ultras would kick their arse.
http://money.aol.co.uk/2015/01/12/burglar-caught-napping-in-the-home-he-was-robbing/
40 Re: Have You Ever Been To Work Pissed? Mon Jan 12 2015, 20:07
scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
The bastards left the heating on
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