Exposing Yourself In Tesco

I was alarmed this morning to find I had run out of Vimto and Twirls so I marched down to my local Spar only to be shocked and horrified that they were out of stock of these items. Fooking disgraceful and I shall be writing a strongly worded letter to Mr Spar.

I was, therefore, forced to visit an establishment called "Tesco" in search of my healthy snacks, perhaps you have heard of it. What a place! Absolutely full of "larger than life" people stuffing trollies with chocolate and lager. I felt like a common person. Is this how you lot live?

Anyway, I also noticed a worrying new trend for twats aged 16-25 to wear their jeans/trousers halfway down their arses, exposing their keks.  A fucking disgrace. And people were just wandering around as if there weren't a load of youths showing the world their arse cracks.

I complained immediately to the manager who at first tried to pass it off as "fashion" but after I threatened to get the press involved he asked his security guards to ask these wankers to pull up their pants. The look of embarrassment on their faces was almost worth having to rub shoulders with common folk.

Is this normal for the youth of today? Are Aaron, Boggers & Doffcocker sat at their PCs with their knobs hanging out?

The world has gone mad.

I have my knob out right now the wife is polishing it for fathers day.

Angry Dad wrote:I have my knob out right now the wife is polishing it for fathers day.

You married your daughter?

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Angry Dad wrote:I have my knob out right now the wife is polishing it for fathers day.

You married your daughter?

Are you blonde?

Did the manager come out with his pants half way down his arse too?

Some of these so called managers are chavs.

My fashion consultants (the missus and the girls) gave me a verbal warning some time ago to loosen my belt so that my Levi's were at the "correct length" for my shoes i.e. not hoisted up a la Simon Cowell. Ever dutiful, I obliged them only to find that not having much of an arse to speak of, I live in constant danger of half-mast trouserage. Occasionally my boxers are visible, which nobody around here seems to mind, but I have to constantly hoist my jeans up to prevent flashing when standing or bollock crushing when sitting down. I understand that half-mast trousers were the fashion a couple of years ago (annoyingly American) but I don't get the point of it as it requires constant attention and adjustment.

Natasha Whittam wrote:Are Aaron, Boggers & Doffcocker sat at their PCs with their knobs hanging out?

Wouldn't you love to know, you dirty old trout.

I'm aware of the trend to which you refer and you can rest assured that I'm never a part of it. My beloved Nike trousers are firmly around my waist as always.

doffcocker wrote:
I'm aware of the trend to which you refer and you can rest assured that I'm never a part of it. My beloved Nike trousers are firmly around my waist as always.

If you know of this "trend" what are you doing to stamp it out?

Natasha Whittam wrote:

doffcocker wrote:
I'm aware of the trend to which you refer and you can rest assured that I'm never a part of it. My beloved Nike trousers are firmly around my waist as always.

If you know of this "trend" what are you doing to stamp it out?

Reporting it to supermarket managers of course.

doffcocker wrote:

Reporting it to supermarket managers of course.

Good answer.

I have written to my MP and Oprah Winfrey.

Fine one to talk, you posted a pic of your scabby tits on here, you exposer you.

I was at tesco yesterday and got some right good deals. I got some Haagen daas Belgian chocolate ice cream for £2 a tub so got 3 of them, I got 4 multi packs of smarties for 76p each and 3 bags of revels for £1 a bag. I have just finished polishing the lot off. I feel very content now : )

Michael Bolton wrote:I was at tesco yesterday and got some right good deals. I got some Haagen daas Belgian chocolate ice cream for £2 a tub so got 3 of them, I got 4 multi packs of smarties for 76p each and 3 bags of revels for £1 a bag. I have just finished polishing the lot off. I feel very content now : )

It's time to ban this larger than life character, he turns every thread into a list of what he's eaten that day.

Perhaps he should start a "Michael's Dinner" thread?

A bit harsh. Have you not tried a bag of revels with a cuppa tea, mmmm very tasty!

I like the suggestion that going from Spar to Tesco is a step down in class.

I was expecting this thread to be about some  geezer running amok , with his todger in blast off mode and frightening all the young women
And bringing back happy memories for the old uns

Banks of the Croal wrote:I was expecting this thread to be about some  geezer running amok ,

Speaking of Amok, I reckon he could be one of the ' Others '.