Titus Bramble - Worth a Punt?

He wasn't that bad for us in all honesty.

doffcocker wrote:If we're gonna bring in Bramble, we have to sign his comedy partner Boumsong too. He's Ngog's cousin incidentally so that would work out nice too.

Stop taking the piss, this is serious. We don't want to miss out on this chance - how often do PL players become available for free and with a low salary demand?

Boggersbelief wrote:Id rather bring back shittu

Shittu is under contract - don't you understand why Bramble is therefore a must signing.

  

Natasha Whittam wrote:

doffcocker wrote:If we're gonna bring in Bramble, we have to sign his comedy partner Boumsong too. He's Ngog's cousin incidentally so that would work out nice too.

Stop taking the piss, this is serious. We don't want to miss out on this chance - how often do PL players become available for free and with a low salary demand?

What's this PL experience nonsense?

Knight, Weater, Tierney, Baptiste, Mears and Ream all have PL experience.

doffcocker wrote:
What's this PL experience nonsense?

Knight, Weater, Tierney, Baptiste, Mears and Ream all have PL experience.

None of them have recent experience of the PL, and definitely not at a big club.

Bramble is a must.

Titus Bramble, lololol, I'll give you that one Nat, you made me laugh.

I bet if you put Bramble upfront for ten games, then put Ngog upfront for ten games, i bet Bramble would score.

Ngog is out best striker, and Dougie agrees with me.

That's what worry's me Boggers, how can he be our best if he's always injured and never scores ?

Ability wise he's too good for this league, he will be our leading scorer this season.

You don't play for PSG and Liverpool if you're shit, he's still only 23

It'll be nice if he could score the winner at the weekend against QPR.

 

Boggersbelief wrote:Ability wise he's too good for this league, he will be our leading scorer this season.

You don't play for PSG and Liverpool if you're shit, he's still only 23

You can trust me, just ask Neil Mellor.

Natasha Whittam wrote:I know he makes the odd mistake, but he kept getting picked in the PL every week - he must have some good qualities.

You could be talking about SKD, his 'good qualities' still got us relegated.

Nat you still have it.

 

Nat only posted this to make people realise how lucky we are to have Knight!!!

Reverse psychology at its best

Bring Bramble in for a kick around.....see if he is fit...... a trial period.  Experience never hurts. Although I would make it Bramble/Wheater....not Zat.  Can't be worse than what we have now can it.

terenceanne wrote:Bring Bramble in for a kick around.....see if he is fit...... a trial period.  Experience never hurts. Although I would make it Bramble/Wheater....not Zat.  Can't be worse than what we have now can it.

Yes it can be worse

Have you ever seen Titus Bramble turn?

You probably haven't. And never will. because his thought process is that slow.

by the time the strikers are round him and celebrating in the corner he's realised he's got to do something... he's just not sure what... so he thinks longer about it...

then when he gets home and his wife is making his tea, it clicks into place and he slide tackles her through the wall.