Why do old people smell

Angry Dad · 1 Why do old people smell Thu Oct 03 2013, 00:41

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Even if they wash they have an odd smell, i never accept a cup of tea off an old person, i only drink coffee anyway.
I came home the other day and as i came through the door i smelt this fucking stink, i shouted what the fucks that stink em? smells like an old girls fucking knickers. when i got in the kitchen there was an old lady sitting there drinking tea staring at me and the wife redder than one of her tampons. she'd called in to introduce herself as she was new to the area very awkward moment.

Keegan · 2 Re: Why do old people smell Thu Oct 03 2013, 00:55

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Old people smell because their olfactory senses are functional. Cool

Reebok Trotter · 3 Re: Why do old people smell Thu Oct 03 2013, 06:30

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Keegan wrote:Old people smell because their olfactory senses are functional.

Good answer.

Mr Magoo · 4 Re: Why do old people smell Thu Oct 03 2013, 10:46

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So blind people can recognise them.

Reebok Trotter · 5 Re: Why do old people smell Thu Oct 03 2013, 10:46

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Mr Magoo wrote:So blind people can recognise them.

Hipster_Nebula · 6 Re: Why do old people smell Thu Oct 03 2013, 16:36

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More utter ball ocks.

Boggersbelief · 7 Re: Why do old people smell Thu Oct 03 2013, 16:50

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AD, you yourself are a senile old goat, what are you talking about?

Angry Dad · 8 Re: Why do old people smell Fri Oct 04 2013, 14:17

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I think its likely that Boggers is a Mong.

Natasha Whittam · 9 Re: Why do old people smell Fri Oct 04 2013, 14:18

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This is a step too far, the mods should do their fecking job.

We'll all be old one day.

scottjames30 · 10 Re: Why do old people smell Fri Oct 04 2013, 16:31

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Yeah, we'll all be old one day, but I can buy some nice Gucci aftershave with my pension money.

No excuse.

Boggersbelief · 11 Re: Why do old people smell Fri Oct 04 2013, 16:54

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Angry Dad wrote:I think its likely that Boggers is a Mong.

Luckily the ladies don't think so.

scottjames30 · 12 Re: Why do old people smell Fri Oct 04 2013, 17:47

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I think me and Boggers are the best looking on here.

karlypants · 13 Re: Why do old people smell Fri Oct 04 2013, 17:53

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scottjames30 wrote:I think me and Boggers are the best looking on here.

Scott have you been drinking tramps piss again? Very Happy

doffcocker · 14 Re: Why do old people smell Fri Oct 04 2013, 17:55

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Natasha Whittam wrote:This is a step too far, the mods should do their fecking job.

We'll all be old one day.

Natasha how do you rate your own personal hygiene, aged 33?

How often do you have a wash?

karlypants · 15 Re: Why do old people smell Fri Oct 04 2013, 17:59

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What doffcocker really wants to know is, do you stink of fish as well? Laughing

Natasha Whittam · 16 Re: Why do old people smell Fri Oct 04 2013, 18:05

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doffcocker wrote:Natasha how do you rate your own personal hygiene, aged 33?

How often do you have a wash?

Slightly weird Shocked

I am blessed with having a completely natural body odour. I can run for an hour on the treadmill and still smell like an English rose. I only need to shower twice a week.

scottjames30 · 17 Re: Why do old people smell Fri Oct 04 2013, 18:08

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That's only to your nose Nat, you can never smell yourself , I reckon you really pong to other people.

You should shower everyday, wash yourself thoroughly , and use a nice fragrance.

Boggersbelief · 18 Re: Why do old people smell Fri Oct 04 2013, 18:11

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scottjames30 wrote:I think me and Boggers are the best looking on here.

Natasha Whittam · 19 Re: Why do old people smell Fri Oct 04 2013, 18:12

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Gay men are always the best looking.

scottjames30 · 20 Re: Why do old people smell Fri Oct 04 2013, 18:23

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Name me one good-looking gay man besides George Michael ?

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