does anyone shoot?

Well... 

weather is getting cold, im on half day and its the game season. 

If anyone wants me il be on Holcombe brook wrapped in barbour going after Pheasant and grouse. 

May even have a wood pigeon or 3...

My mate had a 5 cartridge shotgun and all the kit. Couldn't hit a cow's arse with a shovel though. I felt obliged to inform him he was a twat.

Max: "That is a broomhandle mauser. It were my grandad's. He shot a German with this!"

Paddy: "In the war?"

Max: "No in Benidorm, he had a row over a sun lounger."

Reebok Rebel: I'm gay

Friend: Me too!

Reebok Rebel: Let's go shooting then

doffcocker wrote:Max: "That is a broomhandle mauser. It were my grandad's. He shot a German with this!"

Paddy: "In the war?"

Max: "No in Benidorm, he had a row over a sun lounger."

"Have you done us a packed lunch?"