Just had a relaxing hot bath, put some Matey in it with loads of tea lights played with my rubber ducky, had a glass of wine and had a long soak until my skin wrinkled.
How do you prefer to wash?
How do you prefer to wash?
Which do you prefer?
Karlypants lets a gypsy wash him every morning. Usually a fat hairy one.Reebok_Rebel wrote:Shower in the mornings.
What the hell is a 'gypsy wash'?
Hipster_Nebula wrote:I haven't had a bath since i was a child.
(yes I've used other means of washing, before that cracker appears)
Have you been spying on me Nat?Natasha Whittam wrote:Karlypants lets a gypsy wash him every morning. Usually a fat hairy one.Reebok_Rebel wrote:Shower in the mornings.
What the hell is a 'gypsy wash'?
Those dirty buggers who claim to have no time to have a proper wash thus using a can of deodorant to mask the smell of B.OReebok_Rebel wrote:Shower in the mornings.
What the hell is a 'gypsy wash'?
Oh,karlypants wrote:Those dirty buggers who claim to have no time to have a proper wash thus using a can of deodorant to mask the smell of B.OReebok_Rebel wrote:Shower in the mornings.
What the hell is a 'gypsy wash'?
yes also known as the gypsy washReebok_Rebel wrote:Oh,karlypants wrote:Those dirty buggers who claim to have no time to have a proper wash thus using a can of deodorant to mask the smell of B.OReebok_Rebel wrote:Shower in the mornings.
What the hell is a 'gypsy wash'?
you mean an Irish shower?
Sounds like this person is from the ghetto.doffcocker wrote:Sometimes have a shower at the gym. Failing that a nice hot bath at home.
Whilst we're on the subject, a major Facebook hate of mine is statuses like:
"Urghhh, somebody in dis room/bus/train stinks of shit/piss/BO, y cant people just av a shower!!"
Nooooo, that's what you do in the sea.scottjames30 wrote:If you're in the bath do you get out for a piss, or just piss in the bath ?
My days of standing up and having a tinkle are long gone. I always sit on the toilet for a pee.karlypants wrote:Nooooo, that's what you do in the sea.scottjames30 wrote:If you're in the bath do you get out for a piss, or just piss in the bath ?
I normally flip the lip up on my toilet and aim for the toilet (I never miss, I have a good aim)!
Is that something to do with your prostate if you don't mind me asking RT?Reebok Trotter wrote:My days of standing up and having a tinkle are long gone. I always sit on the toilet for a pee.karlypants wrote:Nooooo, that's what you do in the sea.scottjames30 wrote:If you're in the bath do you get out for a piss, or just piss in the bath ?
I normally flip the lip up on my toilet and aim for the toilet (I never miss, I have a good aim)!
Made me chuckle that!Reebok Trotter wrote:Nope , not at all. I can still raise a decent flow but the initial unzipping and pointing Percy at the porcelain can leave tell tale residue. We have a toilet mat which I don't give a fuck about but when my better half complains about piss stains on the mat I can't justify blaming her because she has always squatted from day one.
I've come to learn that it's more hygienic to squat and it's now become second nature at home. I look forward to going to the Reebok so I can have a splash about with immunity.
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