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1Why? Empty Why? Tue Oct 22 2013, 01:30

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

This is a why thread so do your own particular piss off, why in films and TV in bright sunlight indoors do they have all the the fucking lamps and lights on FFS .

2Why? Empty Re: Why? Tue Oct 22 2013, 08:45

Norpig

Norpig
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Why do kids insist on spitting everywhere? I was at the bus stop the other day and a bunch of teenagers were all stood around gobbing all over the place, the dirty bastards.

3Why? Empty Re: Why? Tue Oct 22 2013, 11:02

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Why do people carry mobile phones around like they are a small child?

4Why? Empty Re: Why? Tue Oct 22 2013, 11:21

Boggersbelief

Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Natasha Whittam wrote:Why do people carry mobile phones around like they are a small child?
You make zero sense

5Why? Empty Re: Why? Tue Oct 22 2013, 11:38

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

People think more of their phones than they do people. The majority of folk can't live without them.

6Why? Empty Re: Why? Tue Oct 22 2013, 19:13

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

7Why? Empty Re: Why? Tue Oct 22 2013, 19:25

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Why do the investigators in CSI always examine crime scenes in the dark armed only with a flashlight pen torch? Surely it would be easier to switch on the lights?

8Why? Empty Re: Why? Tue Oct 22 2013, 19:27

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

Maybe they get the electric of British gas.

9Why? Empty Re: Why? Tue Oct 22 2013, 19:36

Hipster_Nebula

Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

"Why?"

that is my why?

philosophical so you'll have to think about it.

10Why? Empty Re: Why? Tue Oct 22 2013, 19:49

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Reebok Trotter wrote:Why do the investigators in CSI always examine crime scenes in the dark armed only with a flashlight pen torch? Surely it would be easier to switch on the lights?
The flashlight is not a UV light RT to show body fluids normal light cannot?

11Why? Empty Re: Why? Tue Oct 22 2013, 19:51

scottjames30

scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Why can't we seem to win at home ?

12Why? Empty Re: Why? Tue Oct 22 2013, 19:58

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

karlypants wrote:
Reebok Trotter wrote:Why do the investigators in CSI always examine crime scenes in the dark armed only with a flashlight pen torch? Surely it would be easier to switch on the lights?
The flashlight is not a UV light RT to show body fluids normal light cannot?
Karly, they use a piece of kit called a fluoroscope to look for bloodstains and bodily fluids. This kit only works in the dark but every time these buggers go anywhere the lights are always off. It's just not normal.

I've just installed strobe lights in the bedroom. It makes the wife look like she's moving during sex.

13Why? Empty Re: Why? Tue Oct 22 2013, 20:18

Sluffy

Sluffy
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Why do we have two words that mean exactly the same thing - flammable and inflammable?

14Why? Empty Re: Why? Tue Oct 22 2013, 20:35

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Reebok Trotter wrote:
karlypants wrote:
Reebok Trotter wrote:Why do the investigators in CSI always examine crime scenes in the dark armed only with a flashlight pen torch? Surely it would be easier to switch on the lights?
The flashlight is not a UV light RT to show body fluids normal light cannot?
Karly, they use a piece of kit called a fluoroscope to look for bloodstains and bodily fluids. This kit only works in the dark but every time these buggers go anywhere the lights are always off. It's just not normal.

I've just installed strobe lights in the bedroom. It makes the wife look like she's moving during sex.

I thought they used UV in forensics. 

I had a look on google at a fluroscope but only came across devices that would be used in hospitals like for X-rays that obtain real time moving images of the internal structures of a patient (fluoroscopy).scratch

15Why? Empty Re: Why? Tue Oct 22 2013, 20:38

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Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?

16Why? Empty Re: Why? Tue Oct 22 2013, 20:44

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

They certainly do use UV to search for bloodstains etc in the dark. There is a specific chemical that they use to detect bloodstains but I can't remember the name of it. they spray it around and then they switch the lights off and hey presto!

I can't remember a single episode of CSI where they actually switched the lights on to carry out an investigation.

17Why? Empty Re: Why? Tue Oct 22 2013, 20:49

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Why do we experiment on animals when there are so many lawyers?

18Why? Empty Re: Why? Tue Oct 22 2013, 21:05

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson

Why do adverts mention names that mean bugger all to people, such as Casei L immunitas. ? Also, why are soap characters never allowed to show any intelligence, or knowledge of the outside world?

19Why? Empty Re: Why? Tue Oct 22 2013, 21:10

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson

Why do politicians rob us blind, think we should be grateful when they cancel a tax that isn't in force, (petrol), and speak to us all as though we are all incredibly dim, and can't recognise a lie when its being told.

20Why? Empty Re: Why? Tue Oct 22 2013, 21:28

Copper Dragon

Copper Dragon
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo

Why do they put stickers on apples?

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