Butter?

I think most people on here would have guessed that you were a anchor.

Not me though I just think of you as just a knob.

(of butter of course!).

Went to butter about a year ago, but have to use the spreads most times, as the frigging butter is too hard to spread.

Get the spreadable butter then!

Or am I missing something?

Sluffy, ya plonker, thats what I said I do

I've already had a heart attack- 10 years ago- so I'm not supposed to have butter. But all those spreads taste like lard. So -its Lurpak for me, even if one day it sees me shuffle off the mortal coil

Ah, got you Glos!

I thought you meant you were using the normal sort of butter but were going to non butter products because they spread more easily than the butter did.

Silly me.

Sorry.

gloswhite wrote:Went to butter about a year ago, but have to use the spreads most times, as the frigging butter is too hard to spread.

I've actually bought some Lurpak butter today and I have kept it in the cupboard, so it should be at room temperature. I might even try and buy a proper butter dish off e bay later. 

Culcheth_White wrote:I've actually bought some Lurpak butter today and I have kept it in the cupboard, so it should be at room temperature. I might even try and buy a proper butter dish off e bay later. 

You're living the dream Culcheth, living the dream..........

Culcheth_White wrote:

gloswhite wrote:Went to butter about a year ago, but have to use the spreads most times, as the frigging butter is too hard to spread.

I've actually bought some Lurpak butter today and I have kept it in the cupboard, so it should be at room temperature. I might even try and buy a proper butter dish off e bay later. 

You need one of these to match!



I used to love the Lurpak adverts when I was a kid!

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Culcheth_White wrote:I've actually bought some Lurpak butter today and I have kept it in the cupboard, so it should be at room temperature. I might even try and buy a proper butter dish off e bay later. 

You're living the dream Culcheth, living the dream..........

I want to rub some Lurpak in to your plastic knockers and then lick it off, after I've given you a blow job!

Thats put the end to that thread !

Culcheth_White wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:

Culcheth_White wrote:I've actually bought some Lurpak butter today and I have kept it in the cupboard, so it should be at room temperature. I might even try and buy a proper butter dish off e bay later. 

You're living the dream Culcheth, living the dream..........

I want to rub some Lurpak in to your plastic knockers and then lick it off, after I've given you a blow job!

Dairylea is a better sex aid Culcheth!

gloswhite wrote:Thats put the end to that thread !

Now I know what greased up means!