Farts in the bath

I think the reason the smell is better is because it all gets concentarated into a bubble and when the bubble pops the smell is concentrated like the popping of a nitrous oxide capsule, usually in an area right in front of the nose. Whereas a more traditional fart, other than in bed is distributed far and wide and you're lucky if you get a whiff.

Edit-Sorry Fabian missed your earlier post.

I think twitter used to have an Anti Fart Society.

Its what I constantly tell my missus- its not the first kiss that matters, its the first fart and n particular who dropped it.
it really moulds a relationship forever.

rammywhite wrote:

Sluffy wrote:Magoo once started a thread on finding a grey pube but I don't think we've ever opened a topic on flatulence before nor the refining of our methane bottom pops through the use of H20 (and possibly a bit of detol or do you prefer the wifes bubbles) via the bath.

We all do it, apparently 8 to 20 farts a day is normal.

I think the family dog takes the blame for many of these though!

8 to 20 a day!!.
Bloody hell - it's only half past seven and I've already got through my quota for the day. Am I barred from letting rip for the rest of the day?

Lost vocation as Le Petomane 2.