HomeThis is for all us sad fuckers that can't sleep,I'm in bed with er indoors fast asleep and playing with my I pad. There seems to be a lot of us awake at this time so I have decided to start the midnight club,any topics will do but after midnight they should be on here so I will start my thoughts at this moment and I know it will piss off Scott but I fucking hate Gary Barlow twice as much as that twat Ollie murs and believe me murs is a Cnut of the highest order.Barlows parting seems to be getting lower it's just above his left ear now the shitty little chug nut.
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2 Re: The Midnight Club Fri Nov 08, 2013 1:46 am
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Looks like I'm joining your club AD, I'm typing this from my iPhone in bed 
3 Re: The Midnight Club Fri Nov 08, 2013 1:48 am
Banks of the Croal
Frank Worthington
Noticed there are a lot of Gambling adverts on TV lately along with the Money Lending adverts and the penaltys suffered by some of the least better off in our society. Can forsee troubles ahead, but not for the the likes of that cunt Cameron and his
Like.
Like.
4 Re: The Midnight Club Fri Nov 08, 2013 7:01 am
Guest
Guest
Hello.
I'm considering joining your club but feel I would only really be able to attend meetings at weekends, so I'd be interested in learning if you offer a discounted joining-fee for the particularly sad brand of twat who gets drunk on Friday and Saturday nights, then sits there, after his wife's gone to bed, until the wee small hours posting bollocks and generally arguing with complete strangers about fuck all.
I managed to secure a similar deal with YouTube recently and I must say, their "Get leathered and argue with retarded American Christian Cunts about why God doesn't exist until they send you a PM telling you you're going to burn in Hell at four in the morning" package is excellent value for money.
Thanks in advance.
I'm considering joining your club but feel I would only really be able to attend meetings at weekends, so I'd be interested in learning if you offer a discounted joining-fee for the particularly sad brand of twat who gets drunk on Friday and Saturday nights, then sits there, after his wife's gone to bed, until the wee small hours posting bollocks and generally arguing with complete strangers about fuck all.
I managed to secure a similar deal with YouTube recently and I must say, their "Get leathered and argue with retarded American Christian Cunts about why God doesn't exist until they send you a PM telling you you're going to burn in Hell at four in the morning" package is excellent value for money.
Thanks in advance.
5 Re: The Midnight Club Fri Nov 08, 2013 8:35 am
Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Welcome to all above tune in tonight or tomorrow whichever it is and we will lay back and let the shit fly.
6 Re: The Midnight Club Fri Nov 08, 2013 8:37 am
Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Breadman wrote:Hello.
I'm considering joining your club but feel I would only really be able to attend meetings at weekends, so I'd be interested in learning if you offer a discounted joining-fee for the particularly sad brand of twat who gets drunk on Friday and Saturday nights, then sits there, after his wife's gone to bed, until the wee small hours posting bollocks and generally arguing with complete strangers about fuck all.
I managed to secure a similar deal with YouTube recently and I must say, their "Get leathered and argue with retarded American Christian Cunts about why God doesn't exist until they send you a PM telling you you're going to burn in Hell at four in the morning" package is excellent value for money.
Thanks in advance.
7 Re: The Midnight Club Fri Nov 08, 2013 9:56 pm
Banks of the Croal
Frank Worthington
What time is it, is it not midnight yet, I have longing to talk shit 
Before anybody says I'm already talking shit, I'm not on my own
Before anybody says I'm already talking shit, I'm not on my own
8 Re: The Midnight Club Fri Nov 08, 2013 10:25 pm
Guest
Guest
Everybody can just fuck off.
All of 'em.
Cunts.
All of 'em.
Cunts.
9 Re: The Midnight Club Fri Nov 08, 2013 10:28 pm
Soul Kitchen
Ivan Campo
Is there time for a horlicks before kick off?
10 Re: The Midnight Club Fri Nov 08, 2013 11:40 pm
Guest
Guest
No.
Right....who's up for a barney?
I'll twat you all with one arm behind me back.
In fact, fuck it...chop it off. I'll still take you all.
I've had a full night of Emmerfuckindale, Corrie, Alan "Cunt" Carr and Graham "Oops, what's that up me bum?" Norton, but The Boss has now fucked off to bed so it's Man Time.
Any American Christians out here who want setting straight?
'Cos I'm yer man.
Right....who's up for a barney?
I'll twat you all with one arm behind me back.
In fact, fuck it...chop it off. I'll still take you all.
I've had a full night of Emmerfuckindale, Corrie, Alan "Cunt" Carr and Graham "Oops, what's that up me bum?" Norton, but The Boss has now fucked off to bed so it's Man Time.
Any American Christians out here who want setting straight?
'Cos I'm yer man.
11 Re: The Midnight Club Fri Nov 08, 2013 11:56 pm
Banks of the Croal
Frank Worthington
Dont think AD will let you in, unless you're wearing a Tie.
12 Re: The Midnight Club Sat Nov 09, 2013 12:07 am
Guest
Guest
Shit.
I only wear ties at work.
This one's my favourite. Have I got to go and put it on?
It might wake The Boss up.......
I only wear ties at work.
This one's my favourite. Have I got to go and put it on?
It might wake The Boss up.......
13 Re: The Midnight Club Sat Nov 09, 2013 12:18 am
Banks of the Croal
Frank Worthington
That's just the job, you'll fit in nicely.
What is your veiw on the BOE interest rate is it good for the Economy in in the long term or is it just a quick fix solution and what about the poor old Pensioners who are getting net interest on our Savings
What is your veiw on the BOE interest rate is it good for the Economy in in the long term or is it just a quick fix solution and what about the poor old Pensioners who are getting net interest on our Savings
14 Re: The Midnight Club Sat Nov 09, 2013 12:38 am
Guest
Guest
Good question. Glad you asked it.
The Bank of England can suck my cock because I believed Eddie George when he advised me to stick all my disposable cash in ISA's and long-term saving options in '03, but then he fucked off with a massive pension (not gambled on the markets like ours, I might add) and retired to his stately pile with a Knighthood.
My ISA is currently returning less than 1% per annum and our savings would return more if I stuck 'em on Red in one of Fred Done's shops.
As far as the pensioners go, I'm all for advocating a policy of getting ballaclava'd up and robbing their local Post Office.
'Cos the Post Office is also now run by cunts.
The Bank of England can suck my cock because I believed Eddie George when he advised me to stick all my disposable cash in ISA's and long-term saving options in '03, but then he fucked off with a massive pension (not gambled on the markets like ours, I might add) and retired to his stately pile with a Knighthood.
My ISA is currently returning less than 1% per annum and our savings would return more if I stuck 'em on Red in one of Fred Done's shops.
As far as the pensioners go, I'm all for advocating a policy of getting ballaclava'd up and robbing their local Post Office.
'Cos the Post Office is also now run by cunts.
15 Re: The Midnight Club Sat Nov 09, 2013 12:46 am
Banks of the Croal
Frank Worthington
What about the unemployed, why doesn't every town have a big massive factory/old empty mill where usefull things can be made, draught excluders, toilet roll holders, tea cosy's could save the country hundreds of pounds in Benefits.
Also get the idle bastards out of bed and off their Arses. What do you reckon?
Also get the idle bastards out of bed and off their Arses. What do you reckon?
16 Re: The Midnight Club Sat Nov 09, 2013 1:06 am
Guest
Guest
I'm being a serious Socialist in the old Skool Michael Foot / Aneurin Bevan sense here but, I'm starting to feel that you're just making conversation / taking the piss until the other late-night interlopers arrive and spark a conversation about important stuff like X Factor and the size of Nicki Menaj's arse.
And for that reason, I'm out. (Dragons Den - Did you get it?)
By the way, the unemployed are generally top people.
Apart from the cunts who are physically able to work but can't be arsed.
You work it out.......
And for that reason, I'm out. (Dragons Den - Did you get it?)
By the way, the unemployed are generally top people.
Apart from the cunts who are physically able to work but can't be arsed.
You work it out.......
17 Re: The Midnight Club Sat Nov 09, 2013 1:25 am
Banks of the Croal
Frank Worthington
Who's Nicky Minge
Anyway it's pissing down here, so l'll aftoo go looking for the cat, see you some other midnight.
Anyway it's pissing down here, so l'll aftoo go looking for the cat, see you some other midnight.
18 Re: The Midnight Club Sat Nov 09, 2013 1:33 am
Guest
Guest
She's a fat arsed crooner. But you knew that already, didn't you?
To keep the "retrieving the pet from the back garden" thing going as an excuse to go to bed, I'm off to drag Our Humphrey (Chocolate Lab) back out of the rain and into the warm before I fuck off and snore.
The Midnight Club needs to review its door policy and reduce its entrance fee, I fear......
No country for old men is a great film, by the way. Good choice.
To keep the "retrieving the pet from the back garden" thing going as an excuse to go to bed, I'm off to drag Our Humphrey (Chocolate Lab) back out of the rain and into the warm before I fuck off and snore.
The Midnight Club needs to review its door policy and reduce its entrance fee, I fear......
No country for old men is a great film, by the way. Good choice.
19 Re: The Midnight Club Sat Nov 09, 2013 2:52 am
Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Breadman wrote:No.
Right....who's up for a barney?
I'll twat you all with one arm behind me back.
In fact, fuck it...chop it off. I'll still take you all.
I've had a full night of Emmerfuckindale, Corrie, Alan "Cunt" Carr and Graham "Oops, what's that up me bum?" Norton, but The Boss has now fucked off to bed so it's Man Time.
Any American Christians out here who want setting straight?
'Cos I'm yer man.
20 Re: The Midnight Club Sat Nov 09, 2013 2:55 am
Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Got pissed and only just woke up,I'm Definately giving up this whisky lark only 2 pints of it and I'm out.
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