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1Horse People Empty Horse People Wed Nov 13 2013, 16:09

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I hate horse people.

Not people that look like horses, but people who ride horses.

Horses should be in a field, not on the fucking roads. Once again today I was late for a client because two horse twats were riding their beasts two abreast in the middle of the fucking main road.

I've heard horse twats say they love horses because it gets them out in the countryside, so why do they feel the need to ride their horses on the fucking road?

And the shit! Oh the shit! If I took my dog McGinlay down fucking Deansgate and let him shit everywhere I'd be fucking arrested and fined. It seems horse twats can get away with their beasts doing huge shits in the road. The world has gone mad.

Do you hate horse twats? Do they stop you from living your life?

2Horse People Empty Re: Horse People Wed Nov 13 2013, 16:57

Guest


Guest

Do you hate horse twats?
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As I've never really watched much equine porn, I don't really feel qualified to give an opinion.

I have, however, seen quite a lot of badger porn and their fannies are minging.

And you get TB to go with your Syphilis.

Dirty badger bastards.......

3Horse People Empty Re: Horse People Wed Nov 13 2013, 18:56

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Breadman wrote:Do you hate horse twats?
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As I've never really watched much equine porn, I don't really feel qualified to give an opinion.

I have, however, seen quite a lot of badger porn and their fannies are minging.

And you get TB to go with your Syphilis.

Dirty badger bastards.......
lol! 

4Horse People Empty Re: Horse People Wed Nov 13 2013, 19:29

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Once again a serious thread ruined by a twat. Probably a horse twat.

5Horse People Empty Re: Horse People Wed Nov 13 2013, 19:33

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

I have Horses ::FU::

6Horse People Empty Re: Horse People Wed Nov 13 2013, 19:34

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Mr Magoo wrote:I have Horses ::FU::
As usual, you make my point perfectly Magoo.

7Horse People Empty Re: Horse People Wed Nov 13 2013, 19:39

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

I do not think so wonky Tits, I do not ride them my other half does.
But never on the roads as we have lots of bridle ways here.
So ::FU::

8Horse People Empty Re: Horse People Wed Nov 13 2013, 20:02

Guest


Guest

Natasha Whittam wrote:Once again a serious thread ruined by a twat. Probably a horse twat.

Oi, Saggy Tits!

I do not have a horse twat, as I am a bloke.

I have a manly penis.

And it's fucking huge.

Almost as huge as your massive beak.

So fuck off.

9Horse People Empty Re: Horse People Wed Nov 13 2013, 20:06

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

You do realise that's not me?

10Horse People Empty Re: Horse People Wed Nov 13 2013, 20:09

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Guest

Of course it's you, why on earth would you use a picture of someone else?

Dumbass......

11Horse People Empty Re: Horse People Wed Nov 13 2013, 20:10

kennster

kennster
Nicolas Anelka
Nicolas Anelka

In the nice side of Breightmet we have horses walking around all the time. They shit where they want, they slow down traffic, I want them banned.

12Horse People Empty Re: Horse People Wed Nov 13 2013, 20:44

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

kennster wrote:In the nice side of Breightmet
And which side would that be?

13Horse People Empty Re: Horse People Wed Nov 13 2013, 20:51

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Breadman wrote:Of course it's you, why on earth would you use a picture of someone else?

Dumbass......
You're awfully cocky for such a newbie. Do you know who I am? I am legendary in these parts.

14Horse People Empty Re: Horse People Wed Nov 13 2013, 20:56

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Natasha Whittam wrote:
Mr Magoo wrote:I have Horses ::FU::
As usual, you make my point perfectly Magoo.

:rofl: 

15Horse People Empty Re: Horse People Wed Nov 13 2013, 21:12

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Guest

Natasha Whittam wrote:
Breadman wrote:Of course it's you, why on earth would you use a picture of someone else?

Dumbass......
You're awfully cocky for such a newbie. Do you know who I am? I am legendary in these parts.
"These parts" presumably being your bedsit....?

16Horse People Empty Re: Horse People Thu Nov 14 2013, 16:53

wanderlust

wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Breadman wrote:
Natasha Whittam wrote:
Breadman wrote:Of course it's you, why on earth would you use a picture of someone else?

Dumbass......
You're awfully cocky for such a newbie. Do you know who I am? I am legendary in these parts.
"These parts" presumably being your bedsit....?
I hope so. I think I prefer Nat's reference to "these parts" being geographical rather than anatomical.

17Horse People Empty Re: Horse People Thu Nov 14 2013, 16:56

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Breadman wrote:
"These parts" presumably being your bedsit....?
I reside at the top of Whittam Towers on the docks at Preston. I rub shoulders with footballers, actors and thespians. I can see the floodlights from Deepdale out of my living room window, scene of the greatest volley of all time in 1994.

18Horse People Empty Re: Horse People Thu Nov 14 2013, 17:17

scottjames30

scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

They've got a Nandos in Preston, I've been once, stayed in the premier inn opposite a couple of nightclubs.

It was well posh.

19Horse People Empty Re: Horse People Thu Nov 14 2013, 17:20

doffcocker

doffcocker
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo

Natasha Whittam wrote:
I reside at the top of Whittam Towers on the docks at Preston on Montserrat Road, Heaton. I rub shoulders with footballers, actors and thespians but common folk including thieves, benefit scroungers and drug users. I can see the floodlights from Deepdale Johnson Fold Mcdonalds out of my living room window, scene of my last sexual encounter in 1994.

20Horse People Empty Re: Horse People Thu Nov 14 2013, 17:48

scottjames30

scottjames30
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

doffcocker wrote:
Natasha Whittam wrote:
I reside at the top of Whittam Towers on the docks at Preston on Montserrat Road, Heaton. I rub shoulders with footballers, actors and thespians but common folk including thieves, benefit scroungers and drug users. I can see the floodlights from Deepdale Johnson Fold Mcdonalds out of my living room window, scene of my last sexual encounter in 1994.
:rofl: 

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