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Are women thick....?

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Mr Magoo
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1Are women thick....? Empty Are women thick....? Wed Dec 11 2013, 17:20

Guest


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Some time ago, the roller-blind in our bathroom fell down and because it'd be more trouble than it's worth to fill the existing holes, re-sight the new ones and generally fanny about putting it back up, I've left it down.

We've got double-glazed frosted glass (like everybody else) in the windows and we're not overlooked at the back because it's all trees at the bottom of our garden, with a stream behind it.

Last night, I went upstairs to get something whilst Mrs B was having a bath and I noticed the light was off.

When questioned about why the fuck she was bathing in the dark, she said "So that nobody can see me naked. If you'd put that blind back up, I could go back to having a bath like normal people do!"

So, my question is this: Is my wife unnaturally weird / stupid or is it me....?

2Are women thick....? Empty Re: Are women thick....? Wed Dec 11 2013, 17:46

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Women certainly don't apply the same logic that men do!

3Are women thick....? Empty Re: Are women thick....? Wed Dec 11 2013, 17:58

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Breadman wrote:

So, my question is this: Is my wife unnaturally weird / stupid or is it me....?

Stupid people tend to attract other stupid people.

4Are women thick....? Empty Re: Are women thick....? Wed Dec 11 2013, 18:39

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

HBAHT

RT emailed me to ask you  Very Happy

5Are women thick....? Empty Re: Are women thick....? Wed Dec 11 2013, 18:47

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson

I'm with your missus on this one. Even though your glass is frosted, you'd be surprised how much detail you can see, and I work on the premise that no matter where you are, there's always someone able to see you. (I don't think I'm paranoid)

6Are women thick....? Empty Re: Are women thick....? Wed Dec 11 2013, 18:51

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

Glos you little prick  :biggrin:

7Are women thick....? Empty Re: Are women thick....? Wed Dec 11 2013, 18:56

Natasha Whittam

Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Mr Magoo wrote:Glos you little prick  :biggrin:

So you were watching him through his bathroom window?

8Are women thick....? Empty Re: Are women thick....? Wed Dec 11 2013, 19:10

Mr Magoo

Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

No RT told me,

9Are women thick....? Empty Re: Are women thick....? Wed Dec 11 2013, 19:20

Soul Kitchen

Soul Kitchen
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo

I've found they're generally a bit numb on football forums. They act like management in the work place and elevate themselves to experts on any subject when never experiencing whatever in the first instance in anger!!

10Are women thick....? Empty Re: Are women thick....? Wed Dec 11 2013, 22:01

gloswhite

gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
Guðni Bergsson

Its only little because I've worn it away  Very Happy

11Are women thick....? Empty Re: Are women thick....? Thu Dec 12 2013, 00:39

Bolton Nuts


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Give me your address, ill come and let you know if she has a point.



Or two points.

https://boltonnuts.forumotion.co.uk

12Are women thick....? Empty Re: Are women thick....? Thu Dec 12 2013, 04:46

rammywhite

rammywhite
Frank Worthington
Frank Worthington

FFS Breadman- she was being romantic- trying to lure you into the bath for a bit of wet hanky panky. I bet she had a few perfumed candles about the place too.

13Are women thick....? Empty Re: Are women thick....? Thu Dec 12 2013, 07:22

Soul Kitchen

Soul Kitchen
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo

rammywhite wrote:FFS Breadman- she was being romantic- trying to lure you into the bath for a bit of wet hanky panky. I bet she had a few perfumed candles about the place too.

The ones that stink of piss? Smile

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