Let's face it, our strikers are utter shite.
Beckford has scored a few but needs five easy chances to convert one. Ngog has been one of the worst signings in the history of BWFC with the finishing skills of a constipated moose. Mason looks more lightweight than Chung Lee on hunger striker. Craig Davies puts away more pies than chances, and Eaves can't even score from 3 inches out in League 2.
Wankers the lot of them.
However, Kevin Phillips has today announced he is leaving Crystal Palace and wants to play up north to be nearer his family. Dougie should be ringing him as we speak. He may be 40 but he knows where the goal is and that's what we need right now.
Can we honestly attract anyone better on a free transfer? Of course not. Surely we'd be better with an old striker who knows where the net is than a younger striker like Ngog who thinks a net is something you use to catch fish.
Are you with me?
Beckford has scored a few but needs five easy chances to convert one. Ngog has been one of the worst signings in the history of BWFC with the finishing skills of a constipated moose. Mason looks more lightweight than Chung Lee on hunger striker. Craig Davies puts away more pies than chances, and Eaves can't even score from 3 inches out in League 2.
Wankers the lot of them.
However, Kevin Phillips has today announced he is leaving Crystal Palace and wants to play up north to be nearer his family. Dougie should be ringing him as we speak. He may be 40 but he knows where the goal is and that's what we need right now.
Can we honestly attract anyone better on a free transfer? Of course not. Surely we'd be better with an old striker who knows where the net is than a younger striker like Ngog who thinks a net is something you use to catch fish.
Are you with me?