Kevin Phillips: The Answer To Our Bellends?

Boggersbelief wrote:Maybe we'll go for Danny Ings when he inevitably wants to play for a bigger club.

You're only £6 million short of the asking price.

I'm sure you'd settle for less once he learnt of our interest.

Douglas would only make him crap.

He's not a lone forward.

  Merry Christmas Boggers.

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas Natasha.

Oooh....it's all gone a bit John Inman.

Merry Christmas, ladies.

Breadman wrote:Oooh....it's all gone a bit John Inman.

Merry Christmas, ladies.

Ooh you are awful but Merry Christmas.

Breadman wrote:

You've made me look a right twat

You do an amazing job yourself .

If he costs nowt then why not give him a shot ......

 

Breadman wrote:

Now show us yer tits.

Natasha has already shown us pictures of her post-operative supermodel body although that was some years ago - clear proof that she is, contrary to certain unsubstantiated rumours, a female. We assume time has been kind to her, that the scars are now fully healed and that she has regained some degree of sensitivity in her relocated nipples. With luck the sensitivity may eventually spread to her comments, but I'm not holding my breath on that one.