CONGRATS TO CHORLEY!

Natasha Whittam wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Just looking at the Chorley twitter feed. Nice big picture of the team there,but why has the guy on the far left got a turd on his head?

That's Cecil you gobshite.

Oops.

The biggest game in world football is happening tomorrow.

Stockport v Chorley in the play-offs. One leg, winner through to the play-off semi-final.

£15 adults, £5 for kids.

Get yourself down to Stockport and witness a real game of football by players that give a shit.

You might even meet Cecil.

I should add they're expecting a crowd of around 8,000 - more than watched Burton tonk Bolton.

Chorley are big time.

I went to our game at Stockport pre-season so i know where it is now, so I could be tempted? How will i recognise you and Cecil? Will he be in full gimp outfit?

Norpig wrote:I went to our game at Stockport pre-season so i know where it is now, so I could be tempted? How will i recognise you and Cecil? Will he be in full gimp outfit?

Cecil wears a cow pat on his head. You'll probably smell them before you see them.

You fuckwits.

We'll be the beautiful couple you can't take your eyes off. Cecil will be on a dog lead though.

Oh piss off about Chorley. They’re dogshit

Boggersbelief wrote:Oh piss off about Chorley. They’re dogshit

They'd probably put 5 past Bolton right now.

Get used to Chorley Boggers, we'll be playing each other in the 2019-20 season.

Then we'll see who is the bigger club.

The way things are going Nat could be right 

We all know you love Bolton to pieces Nat, you don’t fool me

We all love Bolton but it's getting harder and harder every year and we certainly don't get any love back.

Norpig wrote:We all love Bolton but it's getting harder and harder every year and we certainly don't get any love back.

You misspelt city

you misspelt your name as well it should be knobhead surely 

Getting goosebumps now. Just setting off for Stockport, Cecil is not in charge of getting us there.

Biggest game in world football, it's probably on BT Sport.

We've done it!!

What a team!! Massive support. Pitch invasions. Magnificent winner!

Stockport County 0-1 Chorley

Football as it should be. What a night.

Well done indeed. Been watching Liverpool,so only just seen the result.

There’s only one result I’m bothered about. COME ON YOU WHITES

Natasha Whittam wrote:We've done it!!

What a team!! Massive support. Pitch invasions. Magnificent winner!

Stockport County 0-1 Chorley

Football as it should be. What a night.

Does that mean they've got promoted or something?

rammywhite wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:We've done it!!

What a team!! Massive support. Pitch invasions. Magnificent winner!

Stockport County 0-1 Chorley

Football as it should be. What a night.

Does that mean they've got promoted or something?

Probably the pies were still hot when the pie-man got there.

rammywhite wrote:Does that mean they've got promoted or something?

No, it means we're in the play off semi final.

They're trialling a new play off system this season. Instead of the usual 4 play-off places there are six places.

The two highest finishers are guaranteed a home game in the semi-finals, the other four teams play off to reach the semi-finals. Hence Chorley beating Stockport last night.

All games are one leg, and the highest finishing team always plays at home. The new system is designed to ensure the team that finished highest in the league has the easiest route.