CONGRATS TO CHORLEY!

@Natasha Whittam wrote:Half-time. Leamington Spa 0-0 Chorley

Arrived two minutes before kick-off thanks to a very helpful truck driver. I could sense he liked a bit of posh totty in his cab. He got a bit grabby as we reached the outskirts of Leamington, but a bit of pepper spray soon sorted him.

You mean you seasoned your wonky fried eggs for him?

@karlypants wrote:You mean you seasoned your wonky fried eggs for him?

Don't talk to me. You're dead to me.

@Natasha Whittam wrote:

@karlypants wrote:You mean you seasoned your wonky fried eggs for him?

Don't talk to me. You're dead to me.

Leamington 1-0 Chorley

Scorer: Leamington's goalkeeper!

Fuck off.

I used to live in leamington

@Hipster_Nebula wrote:I used to live in leamington

Not helping.

Looking good for the playoffs again Chorley. Sounds like an absolute corker down at Tamworth!

Just arrived in Brackley for the big game.

Victory will confirm Chorley in the play-offs. A draw, and defeat for Spennymoor tomorrow, will do the same. A defeat and it's down to the last day of the season on Saturday.

This is real football.

Just realised that Cecil has driven us to Brackley, Inverness and not Brackley near Northampton. The absolute fuckwit.

I thought it was weird that everyone spoke like John McGinlay at the last motorway services.

@Natasha Whittam wrote:Just realised that Cecil has driven us to Brackley, Inverness and not Brackley near Northampton. The absolute fuckwit.

I thought it was weird that everyone spoke like John McGinlay at the last motorway services.

You won't be far from Loch Flemington. Chuck him in.

1-1 at half-time. Surprised there isn't a chat box.

I left Cecil in Inverness.

YESSSS!! Dale Whitham puts Chorley ahead.

WE ARE GOING UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brackley 1-2 Chorley

Bloody hell this is tense.

I haven't been this apprehensive since Cecil pulled down his y-fronts on our third date.

18 mins to go.

Into the last 10 minutes.

10 minutes between Chorley and the play-offs.

4 mins of injury time, where did that come from???

Come on you Magpies.

Just looking at the Chorley twitter feed. Nice big picture of the team there,but why has the guy on the far left got a turd on his head?

Full-time: Brackley 1-2 Chorley

CHORLEY ARE IN THE PLAY-OFFS!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS DAY WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY!!!

WE ARE GOING UP!!!

SHIT ON THE BOLTON, SHIT ON THE BOLTON!!!

WANKY, WANKY, WANDERERS!!

@boltonbonce wrote:Just looking at the Chorley twitter feed. Nice big picture of the team there,but why has the guy on the far left got a turd on his head?

That's Cecil you gobshite.

@Natasha Whittam wrote:

@boltonbonce wrote:Just looking at the Chorley twitter feed. Nice big picture of the team there,but why has the guy on the far left got a turd on his head?

That's Cecil you gobshite.

Oops.

The biggest game in world football is happening tomorrow.

Stockport v Chorley in the play-offs. One leg, winner through to the play-off semi-final.

£15 adults, £5 for kids.

Get yourself down to Stockport and witness a real game of football by players that give a shit.

You might even meet Cecil.

I should add they're expecting a crowd of around 8,000 - more than watched Burton tonk Bolton.

Chorley are big time.

I went to our game at Stockport pre-season so i know where it is now, so I could be tempted? How will i recognise you and Cecil? Will he be in full gimp outfit?

@Norpig wrote:I went to our game at Stockport pre-season so i know where it is now, so I could be tempted? How will i recognise you and Cecil? Will he be in full gimp outfit?

Cecil wears a cow pat on his head. You'll probably smell them before you see them.

You fuckwits.

We'll be the beautiful couple you can't take your eyes off. Cecil will be on a dog lead though.

Oh piss off about Chorley. They’re dogshit

@Boggersbelief wrote:Oh piss off about Chorley. They’re dogshit

They'd probably put 5 past Bolton right now.

Get used to Chorley Boggers, we'll be playing each other in the 2019-20 season.

Then we'll see who is the bigger club.

The way things are going Nat could be right 

We all know you love Bolton to pieces Nat, you don’t fool me