You mean you seasoned your wonky fried eggs for him?@Natasha Whittam wrote:Half-time. Leamington Spa 0-0 Chorley
Arrived two minutes before kick-off thanks to a very helpful truck driver. I could sense he liked a bit of posh totty in his cab. He got a bit grabby as we reached the outskirts of Leamington, but a bit of pepper spray soon sorted him.
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Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! on Thu Apr 19 2018, 20:51
karlypants

Nat Lofthouse

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Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! on Thu Apr 19 2018, 20:57
Natasha Whittam

Nat Lofthouse

@karlypants wrote:You mean you seasoned your wonky fried eggs for him?
Don't talk to me. You're dead to me.
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Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! on Thu Apr 19 2018, 20:58
karlypants

Nat Lofthouse

@Natasha Whittam wrote:@karlypants wrote:You mean you seasoned your wonky fried eggs for him?
Don't talk to me. You're dead to me.


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Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! on Thu Apr 19 2018, 21:20
Natasha Whittam

Nat Lofthouse

Leamington 1-0 Chorley
Scorer: Leamington's goalkeeper!
Fuck off.
Scorer: Leamington's goalkeeper!
Fuck off.
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Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! on Thu Apr 19 2018, 21:29
Hipster_Nebula

Nat Lofthouse

I used to live in leamington
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Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! on Thu Apr 19 2018, 21:34
Natasha Whittam

Nat Lofthouse

@Hipster_Nebula wrote:I used to live in leamington
Not helping.
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Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! on Sun Apr 22 2018, 22:42
Bolton Rebirth
Mario Jardel

Looking good for the playoffs again Chorley. Sounds like an absolute corker down at Tamworth!
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Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! on Wed Apr 25 2018, 17:13
Natasha Whittam

Nat Lofthouse

Just arrived in Brackley for the big game.
Victory will confirm Chorley in the play-offs. A draw, and defeat for Spennymoor tomorrow, will do the same. A defeat and it's down to the last day of the season on Saturday.
This is real football.
Victory will confirm Chorley in the play-offs. A draw, and defeat for Spennymoor tomorrow, will do the same. A defeat and it's down to the last day of the season on Saturday.
This is real football.
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Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! on Wed Apr 25 2018, 17:58
Natasha Whittam

Nat Lofthouse

Just realised that Cecil has driven us to Brackley, Inverness and not Brackley near Northampton. The absolute fuckwit.
I thought it was weird that everyone spoke like John McGinlay at the last motorway services.
I thought it was weird that everyone spoke like John McGinlay at the last motorway services.
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Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! on Wed Apr 25 2018, 18:03
boltonbonce

Nat Lofthouse

You won't be far from Loch Flemington. Chuck him in.@Natasha Whittam wrote:Just realised that Cecil has driven us to Brackley, Inverness and not Brackley near Northampton. The absolute fuckwit.
I thought it was weird that everyone spoke like John McGinlay at the last motorway services.
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Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! on Wed Apr 25 2018, 20:39
Natasha Whittam

Nat Lofthouse

1-1 at half-time. Surprised there isn't a chat box.
I left Cecil in Inverness.
I left Cecil in Inverness.
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Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! on Wed Apr 25 2018, 21:03
Natasha Whittam

Nat Lofthouse

YESSSS!! Dale Whitham puts Chorley ahead.
WE ARE GOING UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brackley 1-2 Chorley
WE ARE GOING UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brackley 1-2 Chorley
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Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! on Wed Apr 25 2018, 21:19
Natasha Whittam

Nat Lofthouse

Bloody hell this is tense.
I haven't been this apprehensive since Cecil pulled down his y-fronts on our third date.
18 mins to go.
I haven't been this apprehensive since Cecil pulled down his y-fronts on our third date.
18 mins to go.
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Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! on Wed Apr 25 2018, 21:28
Natasha Whittam

Nat Lofthouse

Into the last 10 minutes.
10 minutes between Chorley and the play-offs.
10 minutes between Chorley and the play-offs.
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Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! on Wed Apr 25 2018, 21:37
Natasha Whittam

Nat Lofthouse

4 mins of injury time, where did that come from???
Come on you Magpies.
Come on you Magpies.
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Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! on Wed Apr 25 2018, 21:39
boltonbonce

Nat Lofthouse

Just looking at the Chorley twitter feed. Nice big picture of the team there,but why has the guy on the far left got a turd on his head?
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Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! on Wed Apr 25 2018, 21:41
Natasha Whittam

Nat Lofthouse

Full-time: Brackley 1-2 Chorley
CHORLEY ARE IN THE PLAY-OFFS!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS DAY WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY!!!
WE ARE GOING UP!!!
SHIT ON THE BOLTON, SHIT ON THE BOLTON!!!
WANKY, WANKY, WANDERERS!!
CHORLEY ARE IN THE PLAY-OFFS!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS DAY WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY!!!
WE ARE GOING UP!!!
SHIT ON THE BOLTON, SHIT ON THE BOLTON!!!
WANKY, WANKY, WANDERERS!!
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Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! on Wed Apr 25 2018, 21:42
Natasha Whittam

Nat Lofthouse

@boltonbonce wrote:Just looking at the Chorley twitter feed. Nice big picture of the team there,but why has the guy on the far left got a turd on his head?
That's Cecil you gobshite.
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Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! on Wed Apr 25 2018, 21:42
boltonbonce

Nat Lofthouse

Oops.@Natasha Whittam wrote:@boltonbonce wrote:Just looking at the Chorley twitter feed. Nice big picture of the team there,but why has the guy on the far left got a turd on his head?
That's Cecil you gobshite.
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Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! on Tue May 01 2018, 11:26
Natasha Whittam

Nat Lofthouse

The biggest game in world football is happening tomorrow.
Stockport v Chorley in the play-offs. One leg, winner through to the play-off semi-final.
£15 adults, £5 for kids.
Get yourself down to Stockport and witness a real game of football by players that give a shit.
You might even meet Cecil.
Stockport v Chorley in the play-offs. One leg, winner through to the play-off semi-final.
£15 adults, £5 for kids.
Get yourself down to Stockport and witness a real game of football by players that give a shit.
You might even meet Cecil.
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Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! on Tue May 01 2018, 11:33
Natasha Whittam

Nat Lofthouse

I should add they're expecting a crowd of around 8,000 - more than watched Burton tonk Bolton.
Chorley are big time.
Chorley are big time.
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Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! on Tue May 01 2018, 11:34
Norpig

Nat Lofthouse

I went to our game at Stockport pre-season so i know where it is now, so I could be tempted? How will i recognise you and Cecil? Will he be in full gimp outfit?
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Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! on Tue May 01 2018, 12:08
boltonbonce

Nat Lofthouse

Cecil wears a cow pat on his head. You'll probably smell them before you see them.@Norpig wrote:I went to our game at Stockport pre-season so i know where it is now, so I could be tempted? How will i recognise you and Cecil? Will he be in full gimp outfit?
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Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! on Tue May 01 2018, 12:41
Natasha Whittam

Nat Lofthouse

You fuckwits.
We'll be the beautiful couple you can't take your eyes off. Cecil will be on a dog lead though.
We'll be the beautiful couple you can't take your eyes off. Cecil will be on a dog lead though.
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Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! on Tue May 01 2018, 15:48
Boggersbelief

Nat Lofthouse

Oh piss off about Chorley. They’re dogshit
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Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! on Tue May 01 2018, 16:02
Natasha Whittam

Nat Lofthouse

@Boggersbelief wrote:Oh piss off about Chorley. They’re dogshit
They'd probably put 5 past Bolton right now.
Get used to Chorley Boggers, we'll be playing each other in the 2019-20 season.
Then we'll see who is the bigger club.
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Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! on Tue May 01 2018, 16:03
Norpig

Nat Lofthouse

The way things are going Nat could be right 

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Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! on Tue May 01 2018, 16:03
Boggersbelief

Nat Lofthouse

We all know you love Bolton to pieces Nat, you don’t fool me
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