CONGRATS TO CHORLEY!

karlypants · **241** Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! Thu Apr 19 2018, 20:51

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Natasha Whittam wrote:Half-time. Leamington Spa 0-0 Chorley

Arrived two minutes before kick-off thanks to a very helpful truck driver. I could sense he liked a bit of posh totty in his cab. He got a bit grabby as we reached the outskirts of Leamington, but a bit of pepper spray soon sorted him.

You mean you seasoned your wonky fried eggs for him?

Natasha Whittam · **242** Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! Thu Apr 19 2018, 20:57

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karlypants wrote:You mean you seasoned your wonky fried eggs for him?

Don't talk to me. You're dead to me.

karlypants · **243** Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! Thu Apr 19 2018, 20:58

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Natasha Whittam wrote:

karlypants wrote:You mean you seasoned your wonky fried eggs for him?

Don't talk to me. You're dead to me.

Natasha Whittam · **244** Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! Thu Apr 19 2018, 21:20

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Leamington 1-0 Chorley

Scorer: Leamington's goalkeeper!

Fuck off.

Hipster_Nebula · **245** Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! Thu Apr 19 2018, 21:29

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I used to live in leamington

Natasha Whittam · **246** Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! Thu Apr 19 2018, 21:34

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Hipster_Nebula wrote:I used to live in leamington

Not helping.

karlypants · **247** Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! Thu Apr 19 2018, 21:37

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Bolton Rebirth · **248** Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! Sun Apr 22 2018, 22:42

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Looking good for the playoffs again Chorley. Sounds like an absolute corker down at Tamworth!

y2johnny · **249** Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! Mon Apr 23 2018, 08:30

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Natasha Whittam · **250** Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! Wed Apr 25 2018, 17:13

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Just arrived in Brackley for the big game.

Victory will confirm Chorley in the play-offs. A draw, and defeat for Spennymoor tomorrow, will do the same. A defeat and it's down to the last day of the season on Saturday.

This is real football.

Natasha Whittam · **251** Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! Wed Apr 25 2018, 17:58

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Just realised that Cecil has driven us to Brackley, Inverness and not Brackley near Northampton. The absolute fuckwit.

I thought it was weird that everyone spoke like John McGinlay at the last motorway services.

boltonbonce · **252** Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! Wed Apr 25 2018, 18:03

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Natasha Whittam wrote:Just realised that Cecil has driven us to Brackley, Inverness and not Brackley near Northampton. The absolute fuckwit.

I thought it was weird that everyone spoke like John McGinlay at the last motorway services.

You won't be far from Loch Flemington. Chuck him in.

Natasha Whittam · **253** Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! Wed Apr 25 2018, 20:39

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1-1 at half-time. Surprised there isn't a chat box.

I left Cecil in Inverness.

Natasha Whittam · **254** Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! Wed Apr 25 2018, 21:03

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YESSSS!! Dale Whitham puts Chorley ahead.

WE ARE GOING UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brackley 1-2 Chorley

Natasha Whittam · **255** Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! Wed Apr 25 2018, 21:19

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Bloody hell this is tense.

I haven't been this apprehensive since Cecil pulled down his y-fronts on our third date.

18 mins to go.

Natasha Whittam · **256** Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! Wed Apr 25 2018, 21:28

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Into the last 10 minutes.

10 minutes between Chorley and the play-offs.

Natasha Whittam · **257** Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! Wed Apr 25 2018, 21:37

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4 mins of injury time, where did that come from???

Come on you Magpies.

boltonbonce · **258** Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! Wed Apr 25 2018, 21:39

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Just looking at the Chorley twitter feed. Nice big picture of the team there,but why has the guy on the far left got a turd on his head?

Natasha Whittam · **259** Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! Wed Apr 25 2018, 21:41

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Full-time: Brackley 1-2 Chorley

CHORLEY ARE IN THE PLAY-OFFS!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS DAY WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY!!!

WE ARE GOING UP!!!

SHIT ON THE BOLTON, SHIT ON THE BOLTON!!!

WANKY, WANKY, WANDERERS!!

Natasha Whittam · **260** Re: CONGRATS TO CHORLEY! Wed Apr 25 2018, 21:42

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boltonbonce wrote:Just looking at the Chorley twitter feed. Nice big picture of the team there,but why has the guy on the far left got a turd on his head?

That's Cecil you gobshite.

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CONGRATS TO CHORLEY!

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karlypants

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Natasha Whittam

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karlypants

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Natasha Whittam

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