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Have you got plenty of sand-bags for your cellar, Magoo?

Wouldn't want The Gimp drowning.......

I have no cellar, I will be fine I will https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNDl41HfvxI  

Where do you keep your Gimp then?

Attic?

There are some serious wind and rain tonight, I think the lord is trying to tell us something?

Who's coming with me, up to the hills, to see what he's got to say?

I know what he has to say:-

''Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're a cunt''

O well, as long as Jesus loves me I don't care, you cunt.

Ha, I missed the dougie freedman part out on that.   

I've just walked down Moss Bank Way in it, and my quiff is now permanent.

Winds of 90mph winds are being expected in the north west.

You ain't laughing now you bummers, your in for a twatting tonight, M6 shut, Crew train station closed.
Scott get out side around 7.30 - 8.00 pm and do a live web cam.           

Mr Magoo wrote:You ain't laughing now you bummers, your in for a twatting tonight, M6 shut, Crew train station closed.
Scott get out side around 7.30 - 8.00 pm and do a live web cam.           

I've been outside most of the day, the wind is really bad now.

I'm bunkering down watching Arsenal, my third best London team, twat my most dislikeable team ever UTD then, Magoo.

Or I would               .

It will be interesting later, to see how many people are on line, or out buying candles.
Hope you all survive the storm,     They can do candle delivery s.

scottjames30 wrote:

Mr Magoo wrote:You ain't laughing now you bummers, your in for a twatting tonight, M6 shut, Crew train station closed.
Scott get out side around 7.30 - 8.00 pm and do a live web cam.           

I've been outside most of the day, the wind is really bad now.

I'm bunkering down watching Arsenal, my third best London team, twat my most dislikeable team ever UTD then, Magoo.

Or I would               .

You wont be watching feck all when that wind comes, apart from your roof going down the street.

Mr Magoo wrote:

scottjames30 wrote:

Mr Magoo wrote:You ain't laughing now you bummers, your in for a twatting tonight, M6 shut, Crew train station closed.
Scott get out side around 7.30 - 8.00 pm and do a live web cam.           

I've been outside most of the day, the wind is really bad now.

I'm bunkering down watching Arsenal, my third best London team, twat my most dislikeable team ever UTD then, Magoo.

Or I would               .

You wont be watching feck all when that wind comes, apart from your roof going down the street.

I think that mother nature is claiming her land back.

We're doomed.

They have closed the Thelwall viaduct and are also considering closing the Barton high level bridge on the M602. Chill Factor has shut due to a damaged roof.

A tree came down in Ilfracombe today.  

Was it a Bonsai?

City v Sunderland called off.

Faggots get on with it, northern pussy's.

Stoke v Swansea game put back 15 min's, Wind too fierce.