new to site saying hello

Guest · **101** Re: new to site saying hello Wed Feb 26 2014, 16:11

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Natasha Whittam wrote:

Breadman wrote:
You know when you're in the company of a man, hoping for a "romantic liaison" and he suddenly makes his excuses and runs in the bathroom for a couple of minutes?

He's not having a wee or brushing his teeth.

Unfortunately, us blokes sometimes need a spot of extra stimulus if the fare on offer is, shall we say "less than prime."

You must have experienced this, surely....?

I've been a virgin for 10 years, how would I know?

How does that work, exactly....?

A bit of re-constructive surgery involving some chopped liver and a length of rubber tubing does not a virgin make.......

And besides, Rebel says he had you last week behind a bin in Leyland.

Mr Magoo · **102** Re: new to site saying hello Wed Feb 26 2014, 16:11

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Boggersbelief wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:

staceyboo wrote:

are you getting off on this pretty sad aint you

Why is it that when someone invents a new character they always make them thick?

Proof that this isn't me.

Because they are childish, they need to grow up and act sensibly.

Guest · **103** Re: new to site saying hello Wed Feb 26 2014, 16:12

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Mr Magoo wrote:

staceyboo wrote:

Reebok_Rebel wrote:This started off well Stacey, you will never pull if you greet the first person with hostility.

To be frank, I find you downright rude...

i dont need to pull have a boyfriend im happy unlike you do you only have your hand to keep you company ?

He uses Breadman's hand, they are both Wa~~ers

And I've got big hands.

staceyboo · **104** Re: new to site saying hello Wed Feb 26 2014, 16:13

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Mr Magoo wrote:

staceyboo wrote:

Reebok_Rebel wrote:This started off well Stacey, you will never pull if you greet the first person with hostility.

To be frank, I find you downright rude...

i dont need to pull have a boyfriend im happy unlike you do you only have your hand to keep you company ?

He uses Breadman's hand, they are both Wa~~ers

wouldnt suprise me loser !

Natasha Whittam · **105** Re: new to site saying hello Wed Feb 26 2014, 16:14

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Stacey, I am willing to believe you are real. After all, the pictures of random women on the internet have to be someone don't they. Why not some Bolton bird with anger issues?

Boggersbelief · **106** Re: new to site saying hello Wed Feb 26 2014, 16:15

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Rebels post count has almost doubled, all because of this imaginary, average looking girl...

staceyboo · **107** Re: new to site saying hello Wed Feb 26 2014, 16:20

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Natasha Whittam wrote:Stacey, I am willing to believe you are real. After all, the pictures of random women on the internet have to be someone don't they. Why not some Bolton bird with anger issues?

never realised this site was so funny its getting me angrey sorry

staceyboo · **108** Re: new to site saying hello Wed Feb 26 2014, 16:21

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Boggersbelief wrote:Rebels post count has almost doubled, all because of this imaginary, average looking girl cant be getting much ...

Copper Dragon · **109** Re: new to site saying hello Wed Feb 26 2014, 16:22

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Boggersbelief wrote:Rebels post count has almost doubled, all because of this imaginary, average looking girl...

What are you talking about?

You've been riving the head off it all afternoon. Very Happy

Boggersbelief · **110** Re: new to site saying hello Wed Feb 26 2014, 16:27

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staceyboo wrote:

Boggersbelief wrote:Rebels post count has almost doubled, all because of this imaginary, average looking girl can't be getting much...

You definitely aren't

staceyboo · **111** Re: new to site saying hello Wed Feb 26 2014, 16:27

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Boggersbelief wrote:Rebels post count has almost doubled, all because of this imaginary, average looking girl cant be getting much ...

Natasha Whittam · **112** Re: new to site saying hello Wed Feb 26 2014, 16:40

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I've been informed by a mod I have in my back pocket that staceyboo and doffcocker share the same IP address.

boltonbonce · **113** Re: new to site saying hello Wed Feb 26 2014, 16:44

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new to site saying hello - Page 6 Sleeping2

karlypants · **114** Re: new to site saying hello Wed Feb 26 2014, 17:06

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Natasha Whittam wrote:I've been informed by a mod I have in my back pocket that staceyboo and doffcocker share the same IP address.

Sometimes Nat, pissing in the wind springs to mind with you pulling out members names like that Very Happy

Guest · **115** Re: new to site saying hello Wed Feb 26 2014, 17:11

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Natasha Whittam wrote:I've been informed by a mod I have in my back pocket that staceyboo and doffcocker share the same IP address.

"I have in my hand a piece of paper signed by Mr Hitler...(etc)."

And we all know what happened next........

Reebok_Rebel · **116** Re: new to site saying hello Wed Feb 26 2014, 17:27

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Shez a feisty 1 int she, she not even dat gawjuss if i honest...

First of all love, you would gain more credibility on here if you stopped with the abuse (you started it, i finish it - that's how it works, ive seen worse than you here and got rid, ie: Bolton Hater, I miss him) and learnt a bit of grammar.

I think its Plain Jayne, we have beef from her previous account... and this one REALLY doesn't like me does she.

boltonbonce · **117** Re: new to site saying hello Wed Feb 26 2014, 17:33

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Reebok_Rebel wrote:Shez a feisty 1 int she, she not even dat gawjuss if i honest...

First of all love, you would gain more credibility on here if you stopped with the abuse (you started it, i finish it - that's how it works, ive seen worse than you here and got rid, ie: Bolton Hater, I miss him) and learnt a bit of grammar.

I think its Plain Jayne, we have beef from her previous account... and this one REALLY doesn't like me does she.

When I've had this translated I'll get back to you.

gloswhite · **118** Re: new to site saying hello Wed Feb 26 2014, 18:14

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Stacey, if your real, welcome to the madhouse. If you are one of the regular posters, well done, you woke us all up, but before you decide to go, can you let us know who you are? (personally, I don't think your postings ring true, but I could easily be wrong)

Guest · **119** Re: new to site saying hello Wed Feb 26 2014, 18:17

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The massive give-away was using a generic image off the internet and then claiming it to be you.

The rest of it, ie the tone, bad spelling, lack of punctuation and capital letters were all quite convincing.

Up to a point......

Try harder next time.....

Reebok Trotter · **120** Re: new to site saying hello Wed Feb 26 2014, 18:43

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Natasha Whittam wrote:I've been informed by a mod I have in my back pocket that staceyboo and doffcocker share the same IP address.

No way is it Doffcocker. It's simply not his style.

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Mr Magoo

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staceyboo

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