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karlypants wrote:

Breadman wrote:

boltonbonce wrote: I found a penis pump at work today. No owner came forward to claim it. Ever had one? tried one? Thought about it? It ended up in the bin.

Where the fuck did that pop up from?

I mean there's random and there's random..........

Even on here......

I know, BB shouldn't have thrown it away, he could have used it for blowing up balloons!

Wouldn't work.

A balloon pump blows and a penis pump....er....doesn't.

It's be useful for unblocking sinks though.....

Breadman wrote:

karlypants wrote:

Breadman wrote:

boltonbonce wrote: I found a penis pump at work today. No owner came forward to claim it. Ever had one? tried one? Thought about it? It ended up in the bin.

Where the fuck did that pop up from?

I mean there's random and there's random..........

Even on here......

I know, BB shouldn't have thrown it away, he could have used it for blowing up balloons!

Wouldn't work.

A balloon pump blows and a penis pump....er....doesn't.

It's be useful for unblocking sinks though.....

I ballsed up there didn't I!  

Even Magoo didn't click, he's probably on the Stella already!

Breadman wrote:

boltonbonce wrote: I found a penis pump at work today. No owner came forward to claim it. Ever had one? tried one? Thought about it? It ended up in the bin.

Where the fuck did that pop up from?

I mean there's random and there's random..........

Even on here......

Not often I find anything unusual at work,but this got us all thinking. It's not mine and there are only 6 other blokes. Fingers are beginning to point. Should have kept it for Magoo.

I once over used a penis pump, so much so that I had to get myself a pair of three legged dungarees.


(First one in with a Dingle deformity joke wins a lollipop)

Copper Dragon wrote:I once over used a penis pump, so much so that I had to get myself a pair of three legged dungarees.


(First one in with a Dingle deformity joke wins a lollipop)

Depends what lollipop it is!

A lot of big dicks in Burnley! I knew it!

karlypants wrote:

Copper Dragon wrote:I once over used a penis pump, so much so that I had to get myself a pair of three legged dungarees.


(First one in with a Dingle deformity joke wins a lollipop)

Depends what lollipop it is!

It's tempting but I don't bat for that side.   

Copper Dragon wrote:I once over used a penis pump, so much so that I had to get myself a pair of three legged dungarees.


(First one in with a Dingle deformity joke wins a lollipop)

That'd be the sixth finger adding an extra 20% force on the bulb during the flexing action.

Strawberry Chup-a-chup please.

What is a knob pump? Why would a bloke want to pump his todger with air?

staceyboo wrote:

are you getting off on this pretty sad aint you

Why is it that when someone invents a new character they always make them thick?

Natasha Whittam wrote:What is a knob pump? Why would a bloke want to pump his todger with air?

I wouldn't know,I don't need one. I have to prop mine up with a bamboo stick.

Natasha Whittam wrote:What is a knob pump? Why would a bloke want to pump his todger with air?

You know when you're in the company of a man, hoping for a "romantic liaison" and he suddenly makes his excuses and runs in the bathroom for a couple of minutes?

He's not having a wee or brushing his teeth.

Unfortunately, us blokes sometimes need a spot of extra stimulus if the fare on offer is, shall we say "less than prime."

You must have experienced this, surely....?

boltonbonce wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:What is a knob pump? Why would a bloke want to pump his todger with air?

I wouldn't know,I don't need one. I have to prop mine up with a cocktail  stick.

 

Breadman wrote:

Natasha Whittam wrote:What is a knob pump? Why would a bloke want to pump his todger with air?

You know when you're in the company of a man, hoping for a "romantic liaison" and he suddenly makes his excuses and runs in the bathroom for a couple of minutes?

He's not having a wee or brushing his teeth.

Unfortunately, us blokes sometimes need a spot of extra stimulus if the fare on offer is, shall we say "less than prime."

You must have experienced this, surely....?

Of course Natasha has experienced this, she doesn't get much action now due to Nuggy making a right mess of her flange.

You bastard Magoo. If you've still got hair on your head prepare to have it removed.

What, ive been framed.

Breadman wrote:
You know when you're in the company of a man, hoping for a "romantic liaison" and he suddenly makes his excuses and runs in the bathroom for a couple of minutes?

He's not having a wee or brushing his teeth.

Unfortunately, us blokes sometimes need a spot of extra stimulus if the fare on offer is, shall we say "less than prime."

You must have experienced this, surely....?

I've been a virgin for 10 years, how would I know?

Reebok_Rebel wrote:This started off well Stacey, you will never pull if you greet the first person with hostility.

To be frank, I find you downright rude...

i dont need to pull have a boyfriend im happy unlike you do you only have your hand to keep you company ?

staceyboo wrote:

Reebok_Rebel wrote:This started off well Stacey, you will never pull if you greet the first person with hostility.

To be frank, I find you downright rude...

i dont need to pull have a boyfriend im happy unlike you do you only have your hand to keep you company ?

He uses Breadman's hand, they are both Wa~~ers

Natasha Whittam wrote:

staceyboo wrote:

are you getting off on this pretty sad aint you

Why is it that when someone invents a new character they always make them thick?

Proof that this isn't me.