BEHIND ENEMY LINES - BLACKBURN ROVERS

Keegan wrote:The Dingles were quite expressive, as you'd expect. Good job, Nat!

I saw these...
During the game:

adsfortheblues wrote:It's a good job bolton aren't very good otherwise we'd be 4-0 down

That one is very funny. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

I wasn't having a pop at you, CD - I had actually collated some interesting posts in the event that Nat didn't go BEL. She was asked to do it and she did and I just wanted to confirm the authenticity. No worries.   

Honest_Harry_27 wrote:
That's it, I now support Chelsea


Is this Michael Bolton?

Keegan wrote:I wasn't having a pop at you, CD - I had actually collated some interesting posts in the event that Nat didn't go BEL. She was asked to do it and she did and I just wanted to confirm the authenticity. No worries.   

Keegan I actually dared to post a BEL.   

Ms Whittam was not pleased.   

She has suggested that should I do so again I will be wearing a new line in footwear while going for an extended diving session in Preston Docks.  My first official death threat from Whittam Towers.   

I'm so proud. I feel honoured to join my brothers on the "Natasha Nutcrack" list.  

Well done, LPP! Cinder blocks or Mortar? She does a marvelous Mortar, I'm told!

Keegan wrote:Well done, LPP! Cinder blocks or Mortar? She does a marvelous Mortar, I'm told!

No keegan, she's really making a special effort for me. They're going to be concrete!     

I bet it's the de-luxe stuff they used to build Whittam Towers.    

Nothing but the best eh?     

luckyPeterpiper wrote:

Keegan wrote:Well done, LPP! Cinder blocks or Mortar? She does a marvelous Mortar, I'm told!

No keegan, she's really making a special effort for me. They're going to be concrete!     

I bet it's the de-luxe stuff they used to build Whittam Towers.    

Nothing but the best eh?     

The VIP concrete was used to put the original unfortunate ones within the walls of Whittam Towers.  Perhaps they will find Jimmy Hoffa there as well!

Keegan wrote:Well done, LPP! Cinder blocks or Mortar? She does a marvelous Mortar, I'm told!

Behave!

We all know that women are no good at knocking up a mix.

Unless it's a blueberry muffin mix that is.

observer wrote:

luckyPeterpiper wrote:

Keegan wrote:Well done, LPP! Cinder blocks or Mortar? She does a marvelous Mortar, I'm told!

No keegan, she's really making a special effort for me. They're going to be concrete!     

I bet it's the de-luxe stuff they used to build Whittam Towers.    

Nothing but the best eh?     

The VIP concrete was used to put the original unfortunate ones within the walls of Whittam Towers.  Perhaps they will find Jimmy Hoffa there as well!

It might also explain where Lord Lucan got to.  

Whittam Towers is made of concrete? How common.

wanderlust wrote:Whittam Towers is made of concrete? How common.

Only the foundations lusty and I'm told it's a special sort of concrete using exotic materials. The gravel is left over marble from the building of the Vatican, the sand is from the most exclusive beaches in the Caribbean and the cement is the stuff the Queen's personal builder uses when he's repairing Buckingham Palace. No common cement sand or gravel here my friend. Even the water came from a special spring high in the Himalayas that the Dalai Lama personally drinks from and was specially imported.

Been off work for a few days so have not really seen much of Nuts of late.

Nat, fake or not - this is great!