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Would you wear a rug?

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1Would you wear a rug? Empty Would you wear a rug? Mon Mar 10 2014, 19:14

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

If you lost your hair,would you wear a rug? I wouldn't. Then again I wouldn't try to hide the fact with a ridiculous comb over like Donald Trump. I'd probably shave the lot off and try to look hard. A hair transplant might be a step too far. Any rug men out there?Would you wear a rug? Images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSIEm_DXoQ9joualIxMzeWoULh_JByQoRFJasWfdh1oXLYp4nFV

2Would you wear a rug? Empty Re: Would you wear a rug? Mon Mar 10 2014, 19:20

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I had a mate who wore one for over 40 years. He died at 81 and still wore one right up to his death. He had three pelts which sat on Polystyrene heads in his bedroom. The pelts were all seasonal and were of different lengths and shades.

They couldn't have looked more false had he worn a chinstrap! He was a really good friend and a salt of the earth type but he couldn't bear to be seen without his rug. It looked like a cross between a judges wig and a Davy Crockett hat! Whenever he entered the room you got a faint whiff of acrylic.

3Would you wear a rug? Empty Re: Would you wear a rug? Mon Mar 10 2014, 19:23

Hipster_Nebula

Hipster_Nebula
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I wear a merkin.

4Would you wear a rug? Empty Re: Would you wear a rug? Mon Mar 10 2014, 19:43

Culcheth_White

Culcheth_White
Andy Walker
Andy Walker

No chance. I would rather pay for a Wayne Rooney type hair transplant.

5Would you wear a rug? Empty Re: Would you wear a rug? Mon Mar 10 2014, 19:47

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

No, i'd have an HT.

6Would you wear a rug? Empty Re: Would you wear a rug? Mon Mar 10 2014, 20:00

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

Actually i did were a disgusting long matted grey wig once with a false beard when i was being a drunk homeless person in a park.

7Would you wear a rug? Empty Re: Would you wear a rug? Mon Mar 10 2014, 20:33

NickFazer

NickFazer
El Hadji Diouf
El Hadji Diouf

Hell no.

Get it cut short or shave it off and stop being a ponce.

8Would you wear a rug? Empty Re: Would you wear a rug? Mon Mar 10 2014, 20:36

Guest


Guest

I'm wearing one now and I look well fit.

9Would you wear a rug? Empty Re: Would you wear a rug? Mon Mar 10 2014, 20:39

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I would never wear one, absolutely not!!!

10Would you wear a rug? Empty Re: Would you wear a rug? Mon Mar 10 2014, 20:46

Soul Kitchen

Soul Kitchen
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo

You can't beat a quality rug!

11Would you wear a rug? Empty Re: Would you wear a rug? Mon Mar 10 2014, 20:50

karlypants

karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I love a good quality rug, just don't like the carpet burns!  :biggrin:

12Would you wear a rug? Empty Re: Would you wear a rug? Mon Mar 10 2014, 20:55

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Breadman wrote:I'm wearing one now and I look well fit.
That's the problem. Men that wear them think they look good,and that they look genuine. The old board marker at our bookies(when they had board markers)used to wear a rubbish 'Crown Topper',and punters used to come in just to look at him. They used to offer each other odds on whether it would fall off. It did once,and he put it back on as if nothing had happened.

13Would you wear a rug? Empty Re: Would you wear a rug? Mon Mar 10 2014, 21:13

bwfc71

bwfc71
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo

I actually hate the fact that I am going grey! I would rather lose my hair than go grey!!! At least with losing hair I could have a shaven head and wear a cap to keep warm, whereas grey hair is much harder to hide and either needs nothing and let it grow or colouring it. But then the colouring doesn't match the grey ear hairs or the nostril hairs - even my facial hair is beginning to go grey!!!

14Would you wear a rug? Empty Re: Would you wear a rug? Mon Mar 10 2014, 21:15

Sluffy

Sluffy
Admin

People look stupid in wigs -

Would you wear a rug? Ot3eig

Case proven I believe!

15Would you wear a rug? Empty Re: Would you wear a rug? Mon Mar 10 2014, 21:23

bwfc71

bwfc71
Ivan Campo
Ivan Campo

Sluffy wrote:People look stupid in wigs -

Would you wear a rug? Ot3eig

Case proven I believe!

Now't wrong with an orange wig - especially on Kings Day (26 April this year)!!

 Laughing 

16Would you wear a rug? Empty Re: Would you wear a rug? Mon Mar 10 2014, 21:36

Culcheth_White

Culcheth_White
Andy Walker
Andy Walker

I remember being in a chippy a few years ago in Atherton and an old bloke was in there, he was wearing a really obvious wig, it must have cost him a quid from the pound shop. When he walked out of the shop, all the staff burst out laughing.

17Would you wear a rug? Empty Re: Would you wear a rug? Mon Mar 10 2014, 21:51

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

18Would you wear a rug? Empty Re: Would you wear a rug? Tue Mar 11 2014, 07:10

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

How embarrassing.

19Would you wear a rug? Empty Re: Would you wear a rug? Tue Mar 11 2014, 13:24

Angry Dad

Angry Dad
Youri Djorkaeff
Youri Djorkaeff

who's pat boone?

20Would you wear a rug? Empty Re: Would you wear a rug? Tue Mar 11 2014, 19:36

Reebok Trotter

Reebok Trotter
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

I Know you shouldn't laugh.....but..... :rofl: 

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