Attacked by a seagull?

Some people will try it on:

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The Country has gone mad!

Buggers though them seagulls, I'll never forget one swooping down on my Sister in Law in St.Ives and ripping a cheese sandwich out of her hand just as she raised it to her mouth to take a bite. Her anguished cry of " Roger!... it's nicked my butty" as the dastardly seabired soared majestically away with its spoils will live with me forever, still makes me laugh out loud whenever I think about it.

Little fuckers them shitehawks are, I could quite easily and without hesitation take a baseball bat to every one of the squawking bastards!
the fun we used to have off the blunt end of a frigate blowing the bastards out the sky was inestimable  

Alf Hooker wrote:Little fuckers them shitehawks are, I could quite easily and without hesitation take a baseball bat to every one of the squawking bastards!
the fun we used to have off the blunt end of a frigate blowing the bastards out the sky was inestimable  

Sounds like a lot of fun. How the fuck can seagulls be a protected species?

Anybody else ever been shat on by one?

When I was a kid one of the dirty bastards deposited about four pints of gritty, stinking mess all over me on a beach in Wales.

It felt like I'd been slapped round the back of the head.

I tried wiping it off, but I was fucking covered and it actually started to set.

I'd kill 'em all.