Getting on with your neighbours

boltonbonce wrote:

karlypants wrote:I’m confused Bonce. Was your grandad the flexible type that could lick his own arse or was he licking the cats arse?

Really KP, I'm surprised at you. Are you suggesting that a grown man would sit in his living room, licking a cat's arse? What kind of background do you think I come from? Outrageous.
It was, of course, the former. 
At least he was staying indoors, and had stopped dressing like Angela Lansbury.

Sluffy wrote:

Your grandad or the cat?