I hope Dougie's not watching.....

Madrid now 1-3 up at the Bridge.

Much wringing of hands in the Chelsea dugout and Mourinho looks well pissed off.

Take that, Jose!!

(Even the dirty trick they tried with the Groundsman coming out at half time and nobbling the penalty spot that Atletico would use if they got a penalty didn't work - fuckin' brill!)

It's all gone slightly wrong - oh well, looking forward to an all Madrid final.