The Bonce funeral

boltonbonce · 1 The Bonce funeral Fri May 23 2014, 15:20

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Having time on my hands I decided to plan my own funeral. The TV was shite so what the hell. As a lentil eating leftie it just had to be the environmental option for me,so I set to work finding the best that Cheshire could offer. I finally decided on Adlington Hall Eternity Garden,with a choice of Glade,Woodland or Meadow burial and a rather nice picnic hamper style coffin. Sorted. How are you lot planning to go out? The Bonce funeral ~dis-willow

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Guest · 2 Re: The Bonce funeral Fri May 23 2014, 15:34

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They can throw me over the wall at Raikes Lane for all I care.......

Once you're gone, you're gone.

boltonbonce · 3 Re: The Bonce funeral Fri May 23 2014, 15:38

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Now then Bread,you know that's not an option. If it were I'd go with it.

scottjames30 · 4 Re: The Bonce funeral Fri May 23 2014, 15:41

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Put me on a plane in a Bolton Shirt and fly to old trafford 'at half time 'throw me onto the centre circle.

Thud!

boltonbonce · 5 Re: The Bonce funeral Fri May 23 2014, 15:46

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One more stiff at Old Trafford wouldn't be noticed.

Mr Magoo · 6 Re: The Bonce funeral Fri May 23 2014, 15:51

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They would if we dressed him up as a big prick, AHhhhhh thinking about it, go as you are. Very Happy

karlypants · 7 Re: The Bonce funeral Fri May 23 2014, 15:53

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Breadman wrote:They can throw me over the wall at Raikes Lane for all I care.......

Once you're gone, you're gone.

You know you will be recycled and not incinerated these days don't you? :biggrin:

scottjames30 · 8 Re: The Bonce funeral Fri May 23 2014, 16:00

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Mr Magoo wrote:They would if we dressed him up as a big prick, AHhhhhh thinking about it, go as you are.

How can you dress someone up as a prick?

Go and read your Thomas the tank engine books Laughing

boltonbonce · 9 Re: The Bonce funeral Fri May 23 2014, 16:07

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scottjames30 wrote:

Mr Magoo wrote:They would if we dressed him up as a big prick, AHhhhhh thinking about it, go as you are.

How can you dress someone up as a prick?

Go and read your Thomas the tank engine books

Someone dressed up as a prick. The Bonce funeral Images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ38h0AE7InP6VZN6LbpugFvk4hxlD2ti0ejrUyB7yFZwu4s6b6DQ

scottjames30 · 10 Re: The Bonce funeral Fri May 23 2014, 16:37

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I'm not wearing a UTD shirt.

Keegan · 11 Re: The Bonce funeral Fri May 23 2014, 16:56

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Grind me up and make chicken feed. It's only fair.

Bolton Nuts · 12 Re: The Bonce funeral Fri May 23 2014, 17:35

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Breadman wrote:They can throw me over the wall at Raikes Lane for all I care.......

Once you're gone, you're gone.

Are you my dad? You say everything my dad says... Have you recently cancelled your season ticket on principle too?

Guest · 13 Re: The Bonce funeral Fri May 23 2014, 17:54

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Get to bed, it's past your bed time!

Mr Magoo · 14 Re: The Bonce funeral Fri May 23 2014, 17:57

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Breadman wrote:Get to bed, it's past your bed time! you little scrotum.

boltonbonce · 15 Re: The Bonce funeral Fri May 23 2014, 18:00

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Imagine the chaos if we let Magoo loose to edit Wikipedia. It doesn't bear thinking about. Shocked

Mr Magoo · 16 Re: The Bonce funeral Fri May 23 2014, 18:01

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What you on about, ive been framed.

boltonbonce · 17 Re: The Bonce funeral Fri May 23 2014, 18:04

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Mr Magoo wrote:What you on about, ive been framed.

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