Hairy Backs

I was at the leisure club this morning pampering myself, unfortunately I didn't meet any superstars this week but what did strike me was the number of men with hairy backs. From the back they looked like gorillas, without the brains.

Why would any man let hair grow on his back? He might as well tattoo the word "dickhead" on his forehead as he'll have no chance with the opposite sex.

I once found a few hairs on my top lip and I was straight down the beauty parlour to have them removed professionally.

So why aren't men the same? Do you have a hairy back, and are you proud of it?

I can't believe I'm about to say this on a public forum but a prostitute once refused to have sex with me because of my hairy back. Can there be a lower point in a mans life than being refused sex by a hooker?
I'm now as smooth as a baby's bottom thanks to a regular wax.

Quent wrote:I can't believe I'm about to say this on a public forum but a prostitute once refused to have sex with me because of my hairy back. Can there be a lower point in a mans life than being refused sex by a hooker?
I'm now as smooth as a baby's bottom thanks to a regular wax.

Sorry but i don't believe a word of that.

Not a lot I can do about that HN, but I can assure you it happened. She wasn't a back street hooker, she was an "escort", obviously one with standards.

Right you are.

Hipster, stop internet bullying people.

Please... as has always been obvious with me, my sense of humour is obviously not sophisticated enough to get a buzz out of these characters.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:Please... as has always been obvious with me, my sense of humour is obviously not sophisticated enough to get a buzz out of these characters.

You think every one is a character who doesn't agree with you. In future just shut it.

No thats wide of the mark.

Why would a prostitute refuse a punter with a hairy back?

It must have been an excuse.

largehat wrote:Why would a prostitute refuse a punter with a hairy back?

It must have been an excuse.

In my defence she was a "high-class" hooker and made it quite clear she would do anal or bareback for the right price, but not a bloke with a hairy back.

Quent wrote:

largehat wrote:Why would a prostitute refuse a punter with a hairy back?

It must have been an excuse.

In my defence she was a "high-class" hooker and made it quite clear she would do anal or bareback for the right price, but not a bloke with a hairy back.

Quent wrote:

largehat wrote:Why would a prostitute refuse a punter with a hairy back?

It must have been an excuse.

In my defence she was a "high-class" hooker and made it quite clear she would do anal or bareback for the right price, but not a bloke with a hairy back.

Seems a very picky hooker. Couldn't you have offered her more money?

xmiles wrote:

Seems a very picky hooker. Couldn't you have offered her more money?

I'm not a rich man xmiles, it took me a while to cobble together the cash to meet her original asking price. Anyway, she made it pretty clear no amount of money was worth going near my "amazon back" as she put it.

It's very difficult to prevent hair growing on your back. Most men are not vain enough to pay for a back wax and I don't blame them.

Quent if prostitutes are turning you down, have you considered wearing a gimp suit ?

Quent wrote:

xmiles wrote:

Seems a very picky hooker. Couldn't you have offered her more money?

I'm not a rich man xmiles, it took me a while to cobble together the cash to meet her original asking price. Anyway, she made it pretty clear no amount of money was worth going near my "amazon back" as she put it.

Reebok Trotter wrote:Quent if prostitutes are turning you down, have you considered wearing a gimp suit ?

I did try it once at Chorlton Street bus station ( a well known hooker haunt), but when women see a 6ft2 man walking towards them in full gimp suit they tend to run.

this thread has brought a smile to my face. for the record i wouldn't be keen on a guy with a hairy back, why shave your face but not your back?

not-so-plain-jayne wrote:this thread has brought a smile to my face. for the record i wouldn't be keen on a guy with a hairy back, why shave your face but not your back?

How is a man supposed to shave his back ? You would need arms like an Orangutan.

P.S. What are your views on gimp suits ?