Thoughts on Breadman

1-He is definately a fat fuck.
2-He is one of the posters he says i am.
3-He gets his trousers from M&S
4-He wears those thin old man cheap jeans
5-He drinks lots of fizzy drinks which have given him backwoods banjo player teeth
6-He wears those poolside rubber sandals with blue and white socks
7- He has two favorite things he wont part with a replica Dr Who sonic screwdriver and a large Butt Plug that he plugs in his ass while he is at his keyboard then sucks it later.
8- He has most likely had a same sex encounter when younger
9- He is a coward and was bullied at school
10- He is most probably Jewish

What you trying to say Bright. 

Mr Brightside wrote:1-He is definately a fat fuck.
2-He is one of the posters he says i am.
3-He gets his trousers from M&S
4-He wears those thin old man cheap jeans
5-He drinks lots of fizzy drinks which have given him backwoods banjo player teeth
6-He wears those poolside rubber sandals with blue and white socks
7- He has two favorite things he wont part with a replica Dr Who sonic screwdriver and a large Butt Plug that he plugs in his ass while he is at his keyboard then sucks it later.
8- He has most likely had a same sex encounter when younger
9- He is a coward and was bullied at school
10- He is most probably Jewish

To be honest I think you're describing half the posters on here.

cringe.

Oy, vey!!!!

I'd love it (in a Kevin Keegan voice) if Hipster turned out to be Brightside.

I don't have the energy or the material for multiple accounts sadly.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:I don't have the energy or the material for multiple accounts sadly.

To be honest though, it can't take up much time or effort to post like Brightside, can it....?

Ask yourself that, from one of his posts where he accuses me of being the singer Michael Bolton and putting people in boxes on bbc 606 having googled that he has been around a long time so who the fuck is this smart arsed know it all Jerk.

I'm starting to think you want a personal relationship with me.

You're obsessed.

Flattered as I am, I'm straight, so thanks for your interest but you'll have to go and find a boyfriend somewhere else.

You're wasting your time Brightside, he prefers sleeping alone.

Natasha Whittam wrote:You're wasting your time Brightside, he prefers sleeping alone.

I only like thin birds with a heavy rack thanks all the same.

Lucky that Katy Perry fancies you then, isn't it?

She fits that description perfectly.

What a nutter.

I got a night shift to do, if i get banned i expect Breadman and Whittam to go with me 

If you're new on here how do you who Michael bolton is? He hasn't posted on here for months

What the fuck is going on, whatever it is i love it, we need a forum war every now and then , it brings us together in a fucked up sort of way.

Now who wants a fair fight.

Norpig wrote:If you're new on here how do you who Michael bolton is? He hasn't posted on here for months

Er.... maybe if you read Breadmans posts you will see thats one of the names he thinks is me so i just threw it back at him, far as i know he is a shit singer who is losing his hair and sings to trees, Angry Dad and White 84 i know of but not Mich Cain either another he has accused me of being if i was all these posters i would not have time to take a shit.

scottjames30 wrote:What the fuck is going on, whatever it is i love it, we need a forum war every now and then , it brings us together in a fucked up sort of way.

Now who wants a fair fight.

Thats all im doing fighting back in an unfair fight, its like about ten to one against me and im now supposed to be getting a ban says the whittam thing, well fuck em i will go down fighting the bastards i need some allies wheres Angry Dad and White 84?

This site really needs a "Mad tramp shouting at pigeons" emoticon....