Is nothing safe

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Someone is bound to grass em up.

I hope they get layed

Disgraceful!

That'd never happen on my turf.......

Magoo's now building a wall around his lawn...

someone must have stolen Magoo's dictionary as well - Theif!  

Norpig wrote:someone must have stolen Magoo's dictionary as well - Theif!  

 

Do we seriously think he ever owned one in the first place?

people will steal anything these days, our Daughters buggy was stolen from outside the childminders hours earlier in th year. I have my suspicions who may have stolen it, but the PC brigade may not be too happy. I've noticed our friends who've recently moved from the old Eastern bloc always wandering round my area with buggies full of bits of old tat and metal they can try to sell, so my moneys on them,the thieving bastards  

We've got a load who trawl round near us in a flat-bed pick-up truck looking for "scrap" to take away.

I had a proper Daily Mail moment the other week when I was washing the car on the path.

I heard 'em coming and thought nothing of it until I heard a tinny "Clink!" followed by something rolling across the road.

As I turned round, I spotted a freshly drained beer can (froth was still dribbling out of it) come rolling across the road towards me and heard a chorus of laughter.

Something primeval stirred deep within me and I "lost my shit" as the kids say nowadays.

I picked it up and went storming across the road, shouting stuff about "Being in England now, not fucking Sofia or Bucharest!" and informing them in no uncertain terms that "Us English people didn't do shit like that!" (Which is obviously a lie, but fuck 'em.)

There were three of 'em in the cab and if they'd got out and started they'd have twatted me in about five seconds but fortunately they didn't.

They just laughed and fucked off.

Wankers!

well that showed them Breaders   

I think they shit 'emselves and thought better of taking me on.

I had a very large sponge in my other hand.

Norpig wrote:someone must have stolen Magoo's dictionary as well - Theif!  

The If?