Transfer rumours !

Natasha Whittam wrote:

wanderlust wrote:

Selling a goalie for £2 million and bringing in a replacement goalie on a freebie sounds like a brilliant plan if he's allowed to use the money to buy a striker.

Yes, because we're going to sign Jack Butland aren't we   

So when he fucks off we've no goalkeeper.

Try and keep up.

Rather than point out your obvious miscalculation, I'll give you a bit more time to think this through...

Hey, you know me and obvious gags........

(And it did actually make me laugh, which is always a plus.)

Right. Shitty weekend continues and no school tomorrow. Missus away and friend on deathbed so I'm going out to get horrendously drunk.

Sounds as good a plan as any.

Crack on, mate.

Just don't end up on news at ten making a right tit of yourself...

Copper Dragon wrote:One rumour that I did read on the t'interweb today (it's obviously bollocks but it doesn't seem to stop anyone else on this thread) was......

Mark Davies to Burnley.



I know I know, I laughed as well.

It looks like they've just caught up.........

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I think this post sums our current situation perfectly:

Some Burnley Wanker wrote:Funny how things have changed 4 years on its Burnley with the money - Bolton the little club - selling, broke and we are poaching )

We have no debt to any banks the owner owns all the assets the ground,hotel not as if any bank is asking for borrowed money.If Mavies gets sold that will be me on you tube burning my season ticket.Our one good player on his day.

Trotter FFS DF love child I fucking hate Freedman I hate Gartside and I hope ED the kettle maker drops dead the greedy twat.

I'm fucking pissed off with this shitty three years of dire football.How much can a person take

Hang on until the end of the month, 84 mate. Help is coming.

My pal Al reckons that the Ibe dream isn't over and that there are two Premiership strikers who we are working on - the parent club for one dithered on sending him and the other was off and on. He could quite possibly be full of the sticky brown stuff but this thread is for rumours.

DANISH club FC Midtjylland have reportedly taken Max Clayton on trial.

Danish newspaper BT is reporting that the Danish side have taken the 20-year-old on trial after striker Morten Duncan Rasmussen was ruled out for up to two months with a ligament injury.

Clayton is currently out of contract having rejected Crewe's offer of a three-year deal which has been on the table since November.

The Nantwich-born frontman failed to return for pre-season training with the rest of the squad and has had spells on trial at Sunderland, Wolves and Bolton so far this summer in his quest to find a new club.

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Going round Twitter that Freedman is in talks with Palace.

scottjames30 wrote:Going round Twitter that Freedman is in talks with Palace.

He's also at 4/1 to return

I'd be happy to throw my hat in the ring if Dougie leaves.

Keegan wrote:I'd be happy to throw my hat in the ring if Dougie leaves.

It's Nat and Messi as a tag team if Dougie leaves.  Couldn't hurt since we have 1 from 12 and I know Nat could do better than Dougie has this and last season in the first ten.
Messi would be a bonus... and we would have to leave it to her powers of persuasion to bring him along.

Eagles to Sheff utd

Boggersbelief wrote:Eagles to Sheff utd

Nigel Clough has poo poo'd it.

scottjames30 wrote:Going round Twitter that Freedman is in talks with Palace.

absolute bollocks.

Hipster_Nebula wrote:

scottjames30 wrote:Going round Twitter that Freedman is in talks with Palace.

absolute bollocks.

If we ran a poll on here for funniest poster, it's fair to say you'd come joint last with boggers, hard to believe you won that contest.

I wouldn't mind but that wasn't even a joke! But thanks Martin.