Have You Ever Seen A Real Dead Body?

Another time they sent two of us up to Smithills November time sweeping Leaves up.

Couldn't keep up with em falling off the trees, boy did I hate that place 


It did at least get me a 10/1 winner in the betting thread tho ... Sweeping Up 

Banks of the Croal wrote:

She'd no need to do it, I didn't need the Money.

I saw a drunken man fall (or maybe pushed) from a sidewalk where he fell into a busy street and a car ran over his head. I also saw a man walk up to another man from behind and shoot him in the head - twice in quick succession.

Jesus, Keegs!

You do realise it's nearly bed-time over here, don't you.....?

How am I going to sleep now?

That's curdled my Horlicks.
Luckily I keep a cricket bat under the bed.

The human head makes a rather loud sound when it explodes.

Bastard!

Is it still Hurricane Season in the Caribbean?

I hope so.......

(Nice Avi by the way, Boncey.)

Keegs is turning into Christopher Walken.

A few mth's ago I had to cut my best mate down, found him in his garage.
I would not wish that on anybody, the dreams after (horrible).

I remember Magoo.
It's very easy to be flippant on a thread like this. 
For myself,I'm sorry. No harm meant.

Funnily enough I thought I'd seen a dead man who turned out not to be!

Some years ago I had occasion to be working on the behalf of a local council in a very dodgy area of town.

I was required to vist a resident in a block of flats known for its drug use.

From experience I use the stairs rather than the lift.

Half way up the stairwell was this youth, laid on the floor with both his arms at 90 degrees to his body but pointing backwards.

Right away I though something was very wrong, as his body was contorted in a totally unnatural way. I did try to wake him by shouting at him and 'rocking' him to and fro with my foot - I wasn't going anywhere near him with my hands or face.

I was convinced he was dead.

I knew that if I reported it I would be required to stay in that location, give a statement and basically write off the best part of my day, all for some wasted smackhead. I saw no sense in doing that at all. I did not know him, I could not help him so why ruin my day just to complete paper work on him?

I went on to finish my call at the flats, returned down the stairwell, past the 'dead' body, who was exactly how I left him with both his arms directly out from the shoulders but pointing behind him.

I thought I'd see or hear something in the local press about a body being found - but they never did!

I can only assume either that reporting the deaths of druggies was no news for this particular town or that the bloke was so high on drugs that it had allowed him to get into that extreme body position and when the drugs had worn off he simply woke up and walked away.

I'm not ashamed of what I did and would do the same again in the circumstances.

What would you have done if the same thing happened to you?

It certainly wakes you up Bonce, Thanks anyway.

That's terrible, Magoo. Nobody should have to go through something like that. As a lad, I used to live on a Sugar Estate. There would be tractors pulling long lines of carts piled high with sugar cane. A favourite sport of the kids in the vicinity would be to chase the cart and pull canes from it to eat. A schoolmate tried to get a sugar cane and fell and the wheel of the cart ran over his head. The sound was heard from almost a mile away.

Breaders - to get these graphic images out of your mind, I recommend videos of midgets.

Keegan wrote:Breaders - to get these graphic images out of your mind, I recommend videos of midgets.

Are you on the rum tonight?

Keegan wrote:I saw a drunken man fall (or maybe pushed) from a sidewalk where he fell into a busy street and a car ran over his head. I also saw a man walk up to another man from behind and shoot him in the head - twice in quick succession.

Keegan, ever considered a role with the Jamaican Tourist Board?

I'm actually at work right now (not at the Tourist Board) so no rum, unfortunately. I've been around the block a time or two and I've seen some stuff in my time.

Or maybe I'm making it all up from my bedsit in Horwich...

... and midgets are fun.

Just for Keegs:

http://gawker.com/5839596/gordon-ramsays-porn-dwarf-double-eaten-by-badger