Bloody Ebay's down.

They're certainly not wonky.

Breadman wrote:Just bear in mind, if I sense it's you trying to start a bidding war, I'll let you inflate it and then drop out at the last minute, so you may well end up with a Darcey Bussell Pilates DVD that you (A) paid over the odds for and (B) don't want.

And then I'll offer you two quid for it........

I hope you are keeping your beady eye on it as it has just over 2 hours on it...

I have an open tab next to this one.

I will not be out-bid!

It can happen Bread. I got done at the death on more than one occasion.
It sticks in the craw.
The trick is to bid high at the last second.

Unfortunately, we're off to see my Dad in Christies shortly, so I won't be around when it closes.

Fingers crossed......

(And no cheeky bidding by any of you bastards!)

Breadman wrote:Unfortunately, we're off to see my Dad in Christies shortly, so I won't be around when it closes.

Fingers crossed......

(And no cheeky bidding by any of you bastards!)

You need to upgrade your phone and get ebay on the go!

Hope your dad is ok mate.

I've just bid £500. Worth it to piss Breadman off.

Looks like bread won it.

I am a winner!

(Well, the Mrs is...but I'll wind up paying.)

Cheers to KP.

Dad's on a side ward with four beds in - him and three Utd fans who keep laughing at him for being a Bolton fan.

He said "The cancer, the chemo and the radiotherapy I can cope with, but these bastards are getting right on my wick!"

Breadman wrote:I am a winner!

(Well, the Mrs is...but I'll wind up paying.)

Cheers to KP.

Dad's on a side ward with four beds in - him and three Utd fans who keep laughing at him for being a Bolton fan.

He said "The cancer, the chemo and the radiotherapy I can cope with, but these bastards are getting right on my wick!"

Nice one Bread. Pretty sure your Dad can handle em.

Breadman wrote:

He said "The cancer, the chemo and the radiotherapy I can cope with, but these bastards are getting right on my wick!"

 I hope his treatment is successful.

Cheers, RT.

Breadman wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Darcey Bussell? Pilates?

It's for the wife.

Honest........

Is that so?

I have an eBay question. I sold my vacuum for £30 on eBay, it cost me £15 in postage. The bloke who bought it has said he wants a refund as it doesn't work. To be honest I never checked to see if it worked. But what should I do? I said no refunds and I have spent £15 on postage. Any thoughts?

Michael Bolton wrote:I have an eBay question. I sold my vacuum for £30 on eBay, it cost me £15 in postage. The bloke who bought it has said he wants a refund as it doesn't work. To be honest I never checked to see if it worked. But what should I do? I said no refunds and I have spent £15 on postage. Any thoughts?

You will be forced to give a full refund to the buyer including postage once item returned to you.

The buyer could be putting it on saying it doesn't work to get a partial refund or to get the item for free.

Only refund the money once you have received your item back!

Did you describe it as working when you wrote your description? If so....refund him £15 and tell him to keep the vacuum.

You sold a vacuum cleaner that doesn't work.
I was gonna say 'that sucks'.
But it obviously doesn't.

I will have to refund the buyers postage too? I can't believe it.
I honestly thought it worked - I am moving so am just selling anything I no longer use.
I may as well just refund his cash and say keep the vacuum, but it's cost me £15 to get rid of the vacuum. Jesus.

Michael Bolton wrote:I will have to refund the buyers postage too? I can't believe it.
I honestly thought it worked - I am moving so am just selling anything I no longer use.
I may as well just refund his cash and say keep the vacuum, but it's cost me £15 to get rid of the vacuum. Jesus.

You tit

Cheers for that clip, Boncey.

Looks like a piece of piss, that does.

How hard can it be to lie on the floor for a bit listening to a bit of Debussy?

Even I can do that......