...you've ever had to sit near.
Admit it, there are few things more annoying than arriving for the first home game of the new season to find you're sat next to an absolute twat.
For a few years I had a season ticket in the North Stand for common folk. And every year I would end up next to or very near some absolute bellend.
One of the worst was when I was next to a fat bloke who really should have been paying for half my season ticket seeing as his rolls of fat were resting on my leg the whole time. He never once apologised for being obese. About halfway through the season he stopped coming, presumably dead from a heart attack, or getting stuck down a hole.
Then there was the season I had the most common as muck family sat directly behind me. The teenage boy would constantly kick my chair, there was many a game where I dreamt of smashing his face in with a brick. But it was the teenage girl that still gives me nightmares, she had the thickest Bolton accent I've ever heard - I still cringe at the name "Whitlow", I couldn't stand the way she used to shout his name.
But possibly the worst of all was the fat, bearded ginger bellend who sat three seats down from me one season. The guy clearly thought he was working for 5Live as he would giving a running commentary for 90 long minutes. And every other word was "fuck" or "fucking". And everything was the ref's fault. Kevin Davies could have lased in a 25 yard own goal and the ginger bellend would blame the ref. Towards the end of the season I lost my rag and told him to shut the fuck up or I would cut his balls off. He grassed me up to the stewards who warned me for threatening behaviour. The soft twats, I'd have taken them all if I'd had to.
So what sort of people have you had to sit next to or near?
Admit it, there are few things more annoying than arriving for the first home game of the new season to find you're sat next to an absolute twat.
For a few years I had a season ticket in the North Stand for common folk. And every year I would end up next to or very near some absolute bellend.
One of the worst was when I was next to a fat bloke who really should have been paying for half my season ticket seeing as his rolls of fat were resting on my leg the whole time. He never once apologised for being obese. About halfway through the season he stopped coming, presumably dead from a heart attack, or getting stuck down a hole.
Then there was the season I had the most common as muck family sat directly behind me. The teenage boy would constantly kick my chair, there was many a game where I dreamt of smashing his face in with a brick. But it was the teenage girl that still gives me nightmares, she had the thickest Bolton accent I've ever heard - I still cringe at the name "Whitlow", I couldn't stand the way she used to shout his name.
But possibly the worst of all was the fat, bearded ginger bellend who sat three seats down from me one season. The guy clearly thought he was working for 5Live as he would giving a running commentary for 90 long minutes. And every other word was "fuck" or "fucking". And everything was the ref's fault. Kevin Davies could have lased in a 25 yard own goal and the ginger bellend would blame the ref. Towards the end of the season I lost my rag and told him to shut the fuck up or I would cut his balls off. He grassed me up to the stewards who warned me for threatening behaviour. The soft twats, I'd have taken them all if I'd had to.
So what sort of people have you had to sit next to or near?