End Of The World As We Know It

The National Grid has today announced it may not have the necessary power to get us through the winter. That means that come January you could be happily masturbating away to BabeStation when the TV and heating goes off.

Apparently this could become the norm and it will only get worse as the population grows and power becomes even more in demand.

Several years ago I was mocked for predicting the Armageddon, I said people would be fighting over the last Cola Bottle in the streets. I hate to say that I have been proven right.

If the human population had stopped expanding so quickly things could have been different, but people insisting on having two, three or even four kids has effectively killed the human race. So enjoy your meal tonight with your hoard of sprogs, because very soon the only choice you'll have is which one to eat and which one to burn for fuel.

I'm looking forward to it.

It'll be like 1974 again, all sat round a candle, eating soup heated on a Camping Gaz stove and playing Charades.

Bring it on, I say.

i'm  more worried about missing Babestation than the heating going off, i can create my own heat

Why does everything nowadays on here eventually come down to:

(A) playing with yourself,

(B) having a poo,

or

(C) both?


It's as if Magoo has suddenly been given ultimate editorial control over the site or something.......

a and b separately yes but neither both together, isn't there a special name for that in porn circles?

Why does Breadman hijack every thread with his bullshit? I'm sick of serious threads descending into messages about bodily functions and gay sex.

I didn't mention gay sex, you did.

I take your comments on board though - from now on, I'll restrict my input on this thread to discussing the eminently serious and vital questions you have posed:

I'd eat the skinny kid first and burn the fat one. (Obviously - fat burns well.)

Breadman wrote:I didn't mention gay sex, you did.

Judging by the number of threads he's started on the subject it's his favourite topic.

Natasha Whittam wrote:Why does Breadman hijack every thread with his bullshit? I'm sick of serious threads descending into messages about bodily functions and gay sex.

Spot on Nat.
Some people have a one track mind.
Speaking of which.................

B.D.P wrote:

Breadman wrote:I didn't mention gay sex, you did.

Judging by the number of threads he's started on the subject it's his favourite topic.

Whose.....?

Mine or yours / Whittam's?

Breadman wrote:
Whose.....?

Mine or yours / Whittam's?

 

Breadman wrote:
I'd eat the skinny kid first and burn the fat one. (Obviously - fat burns well.)

Staying on topic the r and the n in burn look to close together.

Norpig wrote:a and b separately yes but neither both together, isn't there a special name for that in porn circles?

Scat?

I would just like to say that i do not practice this and only found out it was called this from a friend...

Breadman wrote:

B.D.P wrote:

Breadman wrote:I didn't mention gay sex, you did.

Judging by the number of threads he's started on the subject it's his favourite topic.

Whose.....?

Mine or yours / Whittam's?

Mr Whittams.

karlypants wrote:

Norpig wrote:a and b separately yes but neither both together, isn't there a special name for that in porn circles?

Scat?

I would just like to say that i do not practice this and only found out it was called this from a friend...

 you dirty animal KP 

I will be fine, I have a diesel generator for backup.