The Lurkers

Burnden Park is the longest registered (23/01/2014) with no posts but hasn't visited the site since 12/10/2012

Then it is Tony Soprano who registered in April 2012 but hasn't visited since december 2012

But Most undoubtedly, the winner of best lurker is LJ who has been a registered user since 14/05/2012, not made a single post, but visited the forum only yesterday.

I can only imagine that Nat is that much of attraction that people come just to hear her prophecies!

y2johnny wrote:
I can only imagine that Nat is that much of attraction that people come just to hear her prophecies!

And my good looks and business acumen.

I think Tony Soprano has got a legitimate excuse for not posting on here.

He'd dead.

And a fictional character.

And even the bloke who played him is dead.

Give him a break......

'Wonka' is Brucie.
I know this for a fact.

One of them must be Neil Lennon, he's obviously been reading Nat

Talking about Chungy

“I’d heard he was a bit lightweight,”

I've noticed that loads of people sign up on the same day and never post to.

I suspect people sign up for things like "Behind Enemy Lines" hence the same-day sign-ups, read away then traipse off into the sunset until the next notable thing.

Do you have to sign up to read the forum? I can read it without signing in, just can't see the competition bit.

I thought we'd become a members only club a while ago, but having said that, I'm still waiting for my exclusive Nuts smoking jacket and cravat set to arrive in the post, despite having sent Magoo a cheque for 247 quid months ago........

I gave my jacket to you know who.
He wears it to do everything now.

I'm honestly saying this as a friend now........

GET......SOME.....PROFESSIONAL......HELP!

Breadman wrote:I'm honestly saying this as a friend now........

GET......SOME.....PROFESSIONAL......HELP!

I've tried Bread.
I went to see a shrink,but took one look at his door mat and fucked off.
The only right thing to do is ban me.

Barb Dwyer wrote:Do you have to sign up to read the forum? I can read it without signing in, just can't see the competition bit.

No you don't at the moment but from time to time we do make the site accessible to membership only.

It's not a condition of membership to post on here but without posters there would be nothing for anybody to read and not much point in actually having a forum at all!

I'm sure no one particularly wants to read some random blokes thoughts on absolutely everything - there are one or two forums where some posters rack up huge post counts by stating their opinion on every subject under the Sun - but it would be nice if people did feel comfortable enough on Nuts to contribute their views and opinions, help or advice and perhaps a joke or two, to share with the rest of us things that interest them - and which I'm sure we would find of interest too.

Obviously news and opinion on the club is why we all come here in the first place so why not share with us things like the best match you've seen at the Reebok (as per one of our more recent threads) it helps break the ice and many of us were probably at that match (or watched it via a stream perhaps) and can join in and share your recollections.

Any forum is only as good as the participation people make in it, so the more people who post, the better the site becomes for us all.

So please, everybody, join in with the site - once you start doing you'll wonder why you didn't begin to post earlier!

Where's my jacket.....?

Sluffy, I joined the site, posted a couple of times, then contributed a rather mild observation in answer to your post entitled "Am I a Misogynist?" and found that you responded with hysterical venom, accusing me, amongst other ridiculous things, of being a WUM and a "fake poster", whatever that is! 

The title of your post and the content within it suggested that you knew your views were neanderthal, so you can't have been surprised to see that I and others agreed with you.

In the light of the furious tone of your comments to me, you, as a moderator, will understand if I am reluctant to contribute much.

okocha wrote:Sluffy, I joined the site, posted a couple of times, then contributed a rather mild observation in answer to your post entitled "Am I a Misogynist?" and found that you responded with hysterical venom, accusing me, amongst other ridiculous things, of being a WUM and a "fake poster", whatever that is! 

The title of your post and the content within it suggested that you knew your views were neanderthal, so you can't have been surprised to see that I and others agreed with you.

In the light of the furious tone of your comments to me, you, as a moderator, will understand if I am reluctant to contribute much.

Woe is me

Sorry about that, okocha. We have had some experience with 'fake posters' in the past and so depending on what is expressed from a newbie to the forum, there is some amount of side-eye applied - which is no way as much fun as side boob. Please feel free to get stuck in on any topic you choose and bring your friends.

Cheers!

Thanks, Keegan.

I've only been on here a month or so and I have been made to feel nothing but welcome. No one has called me a fake poster, nob head, dick, idiot, WUM (whatever the fuck that is) or anything like that. All the regular posters on here seem ok to me. A good mix of serious debate and humour I think. I had a look at the BA forum and was bored to tears. Don't see the point in joining a forum and not contributing. It's like signing up for clubcard even though you have no intention of shopping at tesco. Just thought I'd put that out there for the lurkers or anyone thinking of joining nuts
.

It's no wonder no buggers contributes, the site is full of utter bellends.

When I take over the site things will change.