Say the word Bread,I'm loaded.Breadman wrote:I borrow £1.7 million off you please, Keegs?
I tried the Nat West Bank but they thought I was taking the piss and hung up on me.....
I've just found £1.8 million under a bush......
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Natasha Whittam
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boltonbonce
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21 Re: I've just found £1.8 million under a bush...... Fri Oct 31 2014, 19:36
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
22 Re: I've just found £1.8 million under a bush...... Fri Oct 31 2014, 19:57
Guest
Guest
I never knew he'd been "Commander in Chief", as it were.
There really is no end to that man's talents..........(or indeed, beginning.)
There really is no end to that man's talents..........(or indeed, beginning.)
23 Re: I've just found £1.8 million under a bush...... Fri Oct 31 2014, 23:10
Chairmanda
Andy Walker
I wonder which thread I should post my "when I met bruce forsyth" anecdote in?
24 Re: I've just found £1.8 million under a bush...... Fri Oct 31 2014, 23:18
Guest
Guest
Chairmanda wrote:I wonder which thread I should post my "when I met bruce forsyth" anecdote in?
Start a new one, Manda, and call it "This will make Boncey's head explode!"
25 Re: I've just found £1.8 million under a bush...... Fri Oct 31 2014, 23:21
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Makes no difference.Chairmanda wrote:I wonder which thread I should post my "when I met bruce forsyth" anecdote in?
He ends up in most threads anyway.
Ignore Bread. He has a 'hate hate' relationship with the great man.
26 Re: I've just found £1.8 million under a bush...... Fri Oct 31 2014, 23:26
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Guest
I don't hate the man.
I just think that you can't trust anybody who has more hair in 2014 than they had in 1976.
There's something unnatural and deeply troubling about that. (Like he's made a pact with the devil or something.)
Come on, Manda,......spill.
I just think that you can't trust anybody who has more hair in 2014 than they had in 1976.
There's something unnatural and deeply troubling about that. (Like he's made a pact with the devil or something.)
Come on, Manda,......spill.
27 Re: I've just found £1.8 million under a bush...... Fri Oct 31 2014, 23:31
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Are you seriously suggesting that Mr F's hair is not all that it would appear?
28 Re: I've just found £1.8 million under a bush...... Fri Oct 31 2014, 23:39
Guest
Guest
Oh no, I'm not saying that it isn't what it appears to be - it appears to be very unnatural and disturbing.
And it shouldn't be there.
Like genital warts or hairs on your back.
Wrong!
And it shouldn't be there.
Like genital warts or hairs on your back.
Wrong!
29 Re: I've just found £1.8 million under a bush...... Fri Oct 31 2014, 23:49
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
There you go again,having a go at the great man. Disgraceful!
And take that daft hat off!
And take that daft hat off!
30 Re: I've just found £1.8 million under a bush...... Fri Oct 31 2014, 23:57
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Guest
It's a Fedora.
A timeless classic, as worn by Indiana Jones.
David Cameron wore a straw boater when he was "punting about" at Oxford and formulating his horrible plan to subjugate the British masses with his Tory mates.
Take it off!
A timeless classic, as worn by Indiana Jones.
David Cameron wore a straw boater when he was "punting about" at Oxford and formulating his horrible plan to subjugate the British masses with his Tory mates.
Take it off!
31 Re: I've just found £1.8 million under a bush...... Sat Nov 01 2014, 00:01
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
It's smart/casual.
We all wear them on my ward.
We all wear them on my ward.
32 Re: I've just found £1.8 million under a bush...... Sat Nov 01 2014, 00:07
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Guest
Judging from that pic, it's smart / casual / terminally morose.
Ask 'em for to up your Mephedrone dose.
Anyway, it looks like there's only you and me left.
Again.
No stamina today, your average Bolton fan......
Ask 'em for to up your Mephedrone dose.
Anyway, it looks like there's only you and me left.
Again.
No stamina today, your average Bolton fan......
33 Re: I've just found £1.8 million under a bush...... Sat Nov 01 2014, 00:13
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Bit of a let down tonight. I was actually feeling up for it.
Ended up making a big mug of tea and settling down to an episode of 'The Bradshaws'.
Ended up making a big mug of tea and settling down to an episode of 'The Bradshaws'.
34 Re: I've just found £1.8 million under a bush...... Sat Nov 01 2014, 00:20
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I thought there'd be more late night traffic as well.
With us being on telly and that.
Never mind.
Enjoy your brew, mate.
Couple more snifters and I'm off to bed.
(Never got The Bradshaws, even as a kid - that Billy's a little bastard and needs a good punching and his Mam's obviously not a full shilling.)
With us being on telly and that.
Never mind.
Enjoy your brew, mate.
Couple more snifters and I'm off to bed.
(Never got The Bradshaws, even as a kid - that Billy's a little bastard and needs a good punching and his Mam's obviously not a full shilling.)
35 Re: I've just found £1.8 million under a bush...... Sat Nov 01 2014, 00:25
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Looks like they've all gone to bed.
I'm gonna slope off with the Christmas club money!
I'm gonna slope off with the Christmas club money!
36 Re: I've just found £1.8 million under a bush...... Sat Nov 01 2014, 00:37
Chairmanda
Andy Walker
Just when I was about to tell you the most wonderful story about 'our brucie' you all go sleepy on me..never mind, it will keep, it can be your Christmas present boncey.
37 Re: I've just found £1.8 million under a bush...... Sat Nov 01 2014, 10:35
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Tease.Chairmanda wrote:Just when I was about to tell you the most wonderful story about 'our brucie' you all go sleepy on me..never mind, it will keep, it can be your Christmas present boncey.
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