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I've just found £1.8 million under a bush......

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boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Breadman wrote:I borrow £1.7 million off you please, Keegs?

I tried the Nat West Bank but they thought I was taking the piss and hung up on me.....
Say the word Bread,I'm loaded.
I've just found £1.8 million under a bush...... - Page 2 6dcc77b7_o

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I never knew he'd been "Commander in Chief", as it were.

There really is no end to that man's talents..........(or indeed, beginning.)

Chairmanda

Chairmanda
Andy Walker
Andy Walker

I wonder which thread I should post my "when I met bruce forsyth" anecdote in?

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Guest

Chairmanda wrote:I wonder which thread I should post my "when I met bruce forsyth" anecdote in?

Start a new one, Manda, and call it "This will make Boncey's head explode!"

Very Happy

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Chairmanda wrote:I wonder which thread I should post my "when I met bruce forsyth" anecdote in?
Makes no difference.
He ends up in most threads anyway. 
Ignore Bread. He has a 'hate hate' relationship with the great man.

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Guest

I don't hate the man.

I just think that you can't trust anybody who has more hair in 2014 than they had in 1976.

There's something unnatural and deeply troubling about that. (Like he's made a pact with the devil or something.)

Come on, Manda,......spill.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Are you seriously suggesting that Mr F's hair is not all that it would appear?

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Guest

Oh no, I'm not saying that it isn't what it appears to be - it appears to be very unnatural and disturbing.

And it shouldn't be there.

Like genital warts or hairs on your back.

Wrong!

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

There you go again,having a go at the great man. Disgraceful!
And take that daft hat off!

Guest


Guest

It's a Fedora.

A timeless classic, as worn by Indiana Jones.

David Cameron wore a straw boater when he was "punting about" at Oxford and formulating his horrible plan to subjugate the British masses with his Tory mates.

Take it off!

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

It's smart/casual.
We all wear them on my ward.

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Guest

Judging from that pic, it's smart / casual / terminally morose.

Ask 'em for to up your Mephedrone dose.

Anyway, it looks like there's only you and me left.

Again.

No stamina today, your average Bolton fan......

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Bit of a let down tonight. I was actually feeling up for it.
Ended up making a big mug of tea and settling down to an episode of 'The Bradshaws'.

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Guest

I thought there'd be more late night traffic as well.

With us being on telly and that.

Never mind.

Enjoy your brew, mate.

Couple more snifters and I'm off to bed.

(Never got The Bradshaws, even as a kid - that Billy's a little bastard and needs a good punching and his Mam's obviously not a full shilling.) Very Happy

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Looks like they've all gone to bed.
I'm gonna slope off with the Christmas club money!        I've just found £1.8 million under a bush...... - Page 2 Coffre

Chairmanda

Chairmanda
Andy Walker
Andy Walker

Just when I was about to tell you the most wonderful story about 'our brucie' you all go sleepy on me..never mind, it will keep, it can be your Christmas present boncey.

boltonbonce

boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Nat Lofthouse

Chairmanda wrote:Just when I was about to tell you the most wonderful story about 'our brucie' you all go sleepy on me..never mind, it will keep, it can be your Christmas present boncey.
Tease. Shocked

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