Supermarkets

I didn't realise the guy was holding his leg, I thought he was giving the guy in the Asda fleece a wedgie.

Another thing about self service checkouts. I'm putting stuff in the bag after I've scanned it and all of a sudden it starts saying,"unexpected item in bagging area". It's probably because the machine can't believe you're willing to pay tescos extortionate prices. It came out a while ago that tesco profits are down and all of a sudden nearly everything in the place has gone up 1p. Has anyone else noticed this. Doesn't seem much on the face of it but add it up over every item sold in every store in the country and it must add up to a fortune.

This is a stat I've posted before on here:

Two tears ago 8p in every pound spent in Britain - not just on shopping on everything bought by anybody in Britain, was spent in a Tesco supermarket.

And they still fucked it up.

Bollocks to 'em.

Lidl, no problem with their products, it's just  how it's organized.

You set off knowing what you want and where it is but it's not too before a member of staff  drags a big fuck off truck in your way that Baulks you, from getting it.

So fuck it , you say, I'll just have to manage without Toilet paper for a couple of days and move on to the Cider and Ale aisle.

Then, when you get to the Checkout, there's no fucker there  

They are All too busy filling shelves

The same problem exists with Aldi- the queues at checkout are too long. Not enough people on the tills

Low prices mean cutting back on cost and staff is one of the biggest costs.

I don't mind waiting too much. I spend most of my life tearing around at top speed, rushing from one thing to another so an enforced pitstop is an opportunity to calm the f*** down for a few minutes.

If you go to Middlebrook Asda straight after the game they make announcements over the Tannoy that they're not allowed to serve alcohol to people who've just been to the match. What baffles me is how do they tell who's been and who hasn't?

Numpty 28723 wrote:If you go to Middlebrook Asda straight after the game they make announcements over the Tannoy that they're not allowed to serve alcohol to people who've just been to the match. What baffles me is how do they tell who's been and who hasn't?

You can buy booze if you are doing a big shop, buying a 6 pack of lagers and a pack of crisps arouses suspicion!

Why on earth would you buy six lagers?

That's like buying one shoe.........

Breadman wrote:Why on earth would you buy six lagers?

That's like buying one shoe.........

Because you only have some many pockets to put them in?

wanderlust wrote: I spend most of my life tearing around at top speed, rushing from one thing to another so an enforced pitstop is an opportunity to calm the f*** down for a few minutes.

And yet you find time to post shite on here all day every day?

Numpty 28723 wrote:If you go to Middlebrook Asda straight after the game they make announcements over the Tannoy that they're not allowed to serve alcohol to people who've just been to the match. What baffles me is how do they tell who's been and who hasn't?

They won't sell you it before the game either.

Stupid rule.

Natasha Whittam wrote:

wanderlust wrote: I spend most of my life tearing around at top speed, rushing from one thing to another so an enforced pitstop is an opportunity to calm the f*** down for a few minutes.

And yet you find time to post shite on here all day every day?

WTF is up with you today? Asshole.

B.D.P wrote:

Numpty 28723 wrote:If you go to Middlebrook Asda straight after the game they make announcements over the Tannoy that they're not allowed to serve alcohol to people who've just been to the match. What baffles me is how do they tell who's been and who hasn't?

They won't sell you it before the game either.

Stupid rule.

See post 48...

karlypants wrote:

B.D.P wrote:

Numpty 28723 wrote:If you go to Middlebrook Asda straight after the game they make announcements over the Tannoy that they're not allowed to serve alcohol to people who've just been to the match. What baffles me is how do they tell who's been and who hasn't?

They won't sell you it before the game either.

Stupid rule.

See post 48...

Who the fuck does a big shop on the way to the match? 

B.D.P wrote:

karlypants wrote:

B.D.P wrote:

Numpty 28723 wrote:If you go to Middlebrook Asda straight after the game they make announcements over the Tannoy that they're not allowed to serve alcohol to people who've just been to the match. What baffles me is how do they tell who's been and who hasn't?

They won't sell you it before the game either.

Stupid rule.

See post 48...

Who the fuck does a big shop on the way to the match? 

Magoo.

Just go to a shop and get a shit load of beer and get off your tits ,there are ways around it.

Went to Morrisons on Chorley Old Road last Sunday to find that we needed a £1 coin to be able to get the use of a trolley only to then find out that at the till the bloke said that the wine we were buying was only 6 bottles per person due to it being on offer.

how many bottles were you trying to buy you piss head?

Norpig wrote:how many bottles were you trying to buy you piss head?

I just stuck 18 bottles in the trolley, that was it.

They had an offer on 3 bottles of Wolf Blass for a tenner so thought I would start doing the Xmas shopping!