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Anyone else woken up with foreign objects in bed?
Anyone else woken up with foreign objects in bed?
So I woke up this morning...
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wanderlust
Mr Magoo
Natasha Whittam
Boggersbelief
boltonbonce
karlypants
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1 So I woke up this morning... Mon Dec 01 2014, 14:19
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
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2 Re: So I woke up this morning... Mon Dec 01 2014, 14:20
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
This thread could get pretty weird KP.
3 Re: So I woke up this morning... Mon Dec 01 2014, 14:22
Boggersbelief
Nat Lofthouse
If I had a wife id say the wife
4 Re: So I woke up this morning... Mon Dec 01 2014, 14:29
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
A polish lorry driver.
5 Re: So I woke up this morning... Mon Dec 01 2014, 14:41
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
I once woke up with Noddy. A gift from my nephew placed under the covers. The indentation in my back took a week to disappear. I've kept it ever since.
6 Re: So I woke up this morning... Mon Dec 01 2014, 15:39
Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
It was probably up your arse you sicko.karlypants wrote:To find a chapstick lodged under my back.
Anyone else woken up with foreign objects in bed?
7 Re: So I woke up this morning... Mon Dec 01 2014, 16:01
wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
Read the title and thought it was a write your own blues verse competition.
Here's one for Nat...
Well I woke up this morning Da doo Da da
Polish Truck Driver in my bed Da doo Da da
Don't remember what happened Da doo Da da
But my ass is burning red
Here's one for Nat...
Well I woke up this morning Da doo Da da
Polish Truck Driver in my bed Da doo Da da
Don't remember what happened Da doo Da da
But my ass is burning red
8 Re: So I woke up this morning... Mon Dec 01 2014, 16:02
Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
That would have been better for KP
9 Re: So I woke up this morning... Mon Dec 01 2014, 16:06
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Mr Magoo wrote:That would have been better for KP
10 Re: So I woke up this morning... Mon Dec 01 2014, 16:13
karlypants
Nat Lofthouse
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11 Re: So I woke up this morning... Mon Dec 01 2014, 17:31
gloswhite
Guðni Bergsson
I just started singing the song, (Peter and Gordon ?)
12 Re: So I woke up this morning... Mon Dec 01 2014, 17:41
wanderlust
Nat Lofthouse
gloswhite wrote:I just started singing the song, (Peter and Gordon ?)
Peter and f******* Gordon?
I was thinking more BB King. Think it was Leadbelly originally?
14 Re: So I woke up this morning... Mon Dec 01 2014, 17:46
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
Peter and Gordon.(van Gaal and Bogdan?)
15 Re: So I woke up this morning... Mon Dec 01 2014, 17:55
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Mr Magoo wrote:BONER
Is Boner your dog?
16 Re: So I woke up this morning... Mon Dec 01 2014, 18:01
Mr Magoo
Youri Djorkaeff
No, but my bed looked like a bloody big wigwam.
17 Re: So I woke up this morning... Mon Dec 01 2014, 18:04
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
Mr Magoo wrote:No, but my bed looked like a bloody big wigwam.
You were shagging Indians?
19 Re: So I woke up this morning... Mon Dec 01 2014, 18:10
boltonbonce
Nat Lofthouse
A Native American pal of mine loved his bedtime brew,but after drinking 50 cups one night he croaked.
He was found dead in his own tea pee.
He was found dead in his own tea pee.
20 Re: So I woke up this morning... Mon Dec 01 2014, 18:10
Natasha Whittam
Nat Lofthouse
There are Indians and a dog in that picture.
I'm confused.
I'm confused.
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