Emile heskey - signed - OFFICIAL

Boggersbelief wrote:

Norpig wrote:can we not get Beckford back? I know he wasn't great but it may have given him a kick up the arse and change his attitude (long shot i know).

You have officially lost your mind

 quite possibly but we don't have a lot of other options do we?

Is he wearing the jacket to hide his blubber for the camera?

0% body fat apparently.

Ripped to shreds

Hipster_Nebula wrote:[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

He's only got one bastard leg!

Still, probably still score more than Beckford, so why not....?

karlypants wrote:Is he wearing the jacket to hide his blubber for the camera?

if he's fat god help the rest of us

I'd play him at Millwall, he couldn't do any worse than Wilkinson.

Cavies & Heskey upfront would be guaranteed a warm reception from the locals.

Heskey signs for 3 months - official

Official in the Boggers household or the real world?

Natasha Whittam wrote:Official in the Boggers household or the real world?

Same thing

i don't think we have any other options so a short term deal might be a good idea. Not sure Wilkinson is ready to step up just yet but we need to keep him involved and around the first team.

BREAKING: Bolton Wanderers have completed the signing of free agent Emile Heskey on a short-term contract. We now require international clearance in order for Heskey to be available to feature against Blackburn on Boxing Day.
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Brilliant, absolute brick shit house up top.

You saying he's a bit thick, Hipster?

Not very Christmassy, is it?

he's a funny one Heskey, most fans don't rate him but ask all his strike partners and other footballers and they all love him. He always seemed to play better for England than his club as well 

This comes under the category of "not much choice in it"  what else can we do at the moment?

In the old days a front two of Eidur & Heskey in the Champs would put the wind up most center backs. Not so much today of course. This is the reason that I do not believe we have enough in the squad right now to mount a proper top six run. Neil is doing it with smoke and mirrors. Firday's game will be interesting if Heskey gets on though.

Definitely in the swansong of his career. I hope he can make a difference to our forward play.

I'll be surprised if he plays more than 120 minutes of football for Bolton.

He would get in your starting xi every week. He'd be captain