Dinner - Part 2

boltonbonce wrote:

karlypants wrote:Home made pizza this evening with a bockle of Hardy's Stamp Chardonnay after Lennon's shit house of a team wrecking my day!

Pizza for me too. Washed down with some Newcastle brown Ale.
A brew very popular in America too.

You can't beat it Bonce, it's like love on a slice!

You're a poet KP.
All we need now is for Magoo to wax lyrical about sausages.

boltonbonce wrote:


Bread was left out of the side at the last minute,for reasons I don't wish to go into. There's a court case pending. Drink was clearly an issue.
Where the camel came from God only knows,but heads are gonna roll.

Only just seen this.

Don't tell me you've never got drunk and woken up in bed with a camel, because you'd be lying - we've all done it.

She wasn't happy when I kicked her out of bed at half five in the morning, she got the right hump!

(Sorry......  )

Breadman wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:


Bread was left out of the side at the last minute,for reasons I don't wish to go into. There's a court case pending. Drink was clearly an issue.
Where the camel came from God only knows,but heads are gonna roll.

Only just seen this.

Don't tell me you've never got drunk and woken up in bed with a camel, because you'd be lying - we've all done it.

She wasn't happy when I kicked her out of bed at half five in the morning, she got the right hump!

(Sorry......  )

She?
CCTV caught HIM leaving your room.

boltonbonce wrote:You're a poet KP.
All we need now is for Magoo to wax lyrical about sausages.

He is probably "waxing" it as we speak!

Gone right off beans.
http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/11813000.Shocked_shopper_opens_tin_of_beans_to_find_them_covered_in_mould/?ref=mr

boltonbonce wrote:Gone right off beans.
http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/11813000.Shocked_shopper_opens_tin_of_beans_to_find_them_covered_in_mould/?ref=mr

Your better off with eating meat again Bonce, at least you know it is cooked to your liking and safe to eat!

Don't worry about the mad cow disease as you are already mad!

Smoked bacon quiche, baked pots with cheese and salad with those fancy croutons and thousand island dressing all washed down with a bottle of Wolf Blass Red Label Chardonnay tonight!

What did everyone else have?

I'm hoping Breadders has had the sense to go out and not have travel tavern food again this evening!

Cheese and onion pie and chips,washed down with a couple of bottles of Fursty Ferret.

boltonbonce wrote:Cheese and onion pie and chips,washed down with a couple of bottles of Fursty Ferret.

Good choice on ale there!

Looking forward to chicken fajitas with sour cream, grated cheddar cheese, peppers, onions and salsa this evening!

Home made chips and mushy peas. Washed down with Irn Bru. Jimmy Clitheroe on the DVD.
I know how to live.

boltonbonce wrote:Home made chips and mushy peas. Washed down with Irn Bru. Jimmy Clitheroe on the DVD.
I know how to live.

Irn Bru?! Where's the Friday night booze???????

karlypants wrote:

boltonbonce wrote:Home made chips and mushy peas. Washed down with Irn Bru. Jimmy Clitheroe on the DVD.
I know how to live.

Irn Bru?! Where's the Friday night booze???????

Packed in in for a month. Cleans out the system.
Look a bit of a tit down the pub though.

Good on ya, Boncey.

I did five weeks and feel like a new man.

(Insert Magoo style gay gag here.)

I've not packed in completely but have settled on a massively reduced intake. (Once a fortnight or so.)

And it's the best thing I've done in a long time.

Wish I'd done it years ago.

I wonder what has happened to Magoo? not seen him on here for a bit!

He could have told us if he has pissed off on holiday!

I cut it out on a pretty regular basis. I enjoy a drink,but it sometimes gets to a stage where I can't really taste it.
The less I drink the more I enjoy it,and the health benefits (mind & body) are well worth it.
I'm not 22 any more. The days of crawling home from The Antelope in Little Hulton are long gone.
And I mean crawling.

We're off to The Antelope tomorrow as it happens.

Their Balti Exotica is unbelievable.

As for Magoo, I heard that the Operation Yewtree boys were seen in Devon last week.

Just saying......

He's on a sponsored walk.