Does Karlypants live in Horwich?

I suspect he may do:

http://www.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/11679660.Pervert_admits_using_mirror_to_look_at_women_s_knickers/?ref=mr

That if defo him, the little pervert.

a "horwich pervert" 

Hipster_Nebula wrote:a "horwich pervert" 

I don't get it.

KP lives here.

It can't have been me Breadders as I was installing a new light fitting in my dining room, something you can't do being a DIY calamity and all that!

Light fittings are easy to do, Captain Smug - even I've done that one successfully.

Admittedly, I had curly hair and numb fingers for a few days but I got the job done.

And it was only a small fire.


Come back on and laugh at me when you've replaced a radiator.

You never see Peter Andre doing that on Changing Rooms, do you?

And there's a very good reason for that.....

Breadman wrote:Light fittings are easy to do, Captain Smug - even I've done that one successfully.

Admittedly, I had curly hair and numb fingers for a few days but I got the job done.

And it was only a small fire.


Come back on and laugh at me when you've replaced a radiator.

You never see Peter Andre doing that on Changing Rooms, do you?

And there's a very good reason for that.....

You've actually sat through changing rooms with Peter Andre? You've gone down in my estimation bread. You'll be telling us you watch Jeremy Kyle and judge judy next!

Don't get why most people hate on Jeremy Kyle. What could be more enjoyable than watching toothless, piss stained scabs fighting it out?

I love JK.

It reminds me that whilst I've not got any where near where I should be in life (because I'm a lazy twat), it could have been so much worse......

Breadman wrote:Light fittings are easy to do, Captain Smug - even I've done that one successfully.

Admittedly, I had curly hair and numb fingers for a few days but I got the job done.

And it was only a small fire.


Come back on and laugh at me when you've replaced a radiator.

You never see Peter Andre doing that on Changing Rooms, do you?

And there's a very good reason for that.....

I did remove the bathroom radiator so the plasterer could do his job behind it, I also put it back on the wall and reconnected it after the plaster had dried last Xmas day if that counts?

karlypants wrote:
I did remove the bathroom radiator so the plasterer could do his job behind it

Why didn't you just let him use your toilet like a normal person, you gimp?

Breadman wrote:

karlypants wrote:
I did remove the bathroom radiator so the plasterer could do his job behind it  

Why didn't you just let him use your toilet like a normal person, you gimp?

Have you got PMT today love?

karlypants wrote:

Breadman wrote:

karlypants wrote:
I did remove the bathroom radiator so the plasterer could do his job behind it  

Why didn't you just let him use your toilet like a normal person, you gimp?

Have you got PMT today love?

Pretty Mangled TiTs

Hangover from hell.

Not drinking again.

Booze bad.

Faggot get on with it

Breadman wrote:Hangover from hell.

Not drinking again.

Booze bad.

I seem to get hangovers from hell these days, maybe my body is telling me to give up the booze!

Went past your Cock pub yesterday Breadders, i'm sure the google direction thing on Android took me all round the houses to get to Leigh Dogs and Cats home!

karlypants wrote:Went past your Cock

Ever heard of PM? I don't want to read that.

Impressive though "my cock" is, I'm not sure it was worth a detour just to see it.

There's pictures of it allover the internet:



Anyway, you could have just gone straight up the Lancs.

Sat Nav tells lies.