your plan for the impending zombie apocalypse

Yeah okay so i have watched 5 seasons of the walking dead in 3 weeks. (Pretty good actually.......should have its own sticky )

Anyway, what would your plan be?

Ive already earmarked a base that can be completely sealed off on the lower levels, with viewing points on all sides. Close to plenty of food and fuel places for scavenging (and an argos, you have to be close to an argos) plus an army reserves 5 minutes away. (Does anyone know if ay reserve barracks will have weapons as may need to change my plan if not)

For travelling to a secure compound once supplies run low im thinking a group 4 security prison transport van. Practical!!!

I intend to tackle them head on with my prototype mobile gramophone.
I have the largest collection of Bruce Forsyth records in England,and I intend to charge into them at full pelt.
An early blast of 'Mr Bojangles' will strike fear from the off, and by the time i get to 'The lady is a tramp' they'll be begging for mercy.

boltonbonce wrote:I intend to tackle them head on with my prototype mobile gramophone.
I have the largest collection of Bruce Forsyth records in England,and I intend to charge into them at full pelt.
An early blast of 'Mr Bojangles' will strike fear from the off, and by the time i get to 'The lady is a tramp' they'll me begging for mercy.

Suicide that bonce. Far too open. What if they are the running type like world war z or dawn of the dead. Youll be off that bike before the needle hits the vinyl

Never underestimate Brucie. They've yet to face anything like it.

They do say the only way to kill them is damaging the brain. This may be the most inhumane way though.

I'd leave a few laptops and pads strewn about, opened at the Burnden Aces site.

That should stop them in their tracks - after all it IS The Walking Dead forum.

They would be waiting around eagerly awaiting the next post on the stickied thread!

Sluffy wrote:I'd leave a few laptops and pads strewn about, opened at the Burnden Aces site.

That should stop them in their tracks - after all it IS The Walking Dead forum.

They would be waiting around eagerly awaiting the next post on the stickied thread!

I knew you would get that sluffy.

Tbf i did really get into it


Quite a few british actors in it too.

y2johnny wrote:
Quite a few british actors in it too.

I believe so -

Oliver Reed (dead zombie), Laurence Olivier (dead zombie), Richard Burton (dead zombie), Peter O'Toole (dead zombie)...

Sluffy wrote:

y2johnny wrote:
Quite a few british actors in it too.

I believe so -

Oliver Reed (dead zombie), Laurence Olivier (dead zombie), Richard Burton (dead zombie), Peter O'Toole (dead zombie)...

I was thinking more lennie james, Andrew Lincoln etc

I didn't know there was an impending zombie apocalypse, you think it would have been on the front of the Daily Star this morning. Instead it just a story about how warm it's going to be this week. Which now seems rather unimportant.

The Walking Dead is absolute crap.

Magnificent special effects but take those away and you have the most boring storyline possible - every season is the same.....Rick's group look down and out but find some nice strangers...who turn out to be mentalists.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Natasha Whittam wrote:The Walking Dead is absolute crap.

Magnificent special effects but take those away and you have the most boring storyline possible - every season is the same.....Rick's group look down and out but find some nice strangers...who turn out to be mentalists.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

What would you do different

Barb Dwyer wrote:I didn't know there was an impending zombie apocalypse, you think it would have been on the front of the Daily Star this morning. Instead it just a story about how warm it's going to be this week. Which now seems rather unimportant.

They are switching that hadron particle accelerator back on this week. .....anything could happen

City could do with something like it. 2-0 down at palace. Plonkers.

y2johnny wrote:

What would you do different

Write an original script.

Natasha Whittam wrote:The Walking Dead is absolute crap.

Magnificent special effects but take those away and you have the most boring storyline possible - every season is the same.....Rick's group look down and out but find some nice strangers...who turn out to be mentalists.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Can't disagree with this.

I watched the first few seasons and got bored. Seemed to always be same old same old and some of the episodes are the most boring I've ever seen. It started off promising but they ran out of ideas pretty quick.

I only lasted about five episodes before I binned it.

Not for me either.

I love it - this series has been more about the characters rather than any gripping storyline really. Hopefully will improve in the next series. Did you know they are also doing a spin off? Fear the Walking Dead

Never seen The Walking Dead but if I did I would fear them, so why I need to be told to fear them I don't know.

BoltonTillIDie wrote:I love it - this series has been more about the characters rather than any gripping storyline really.  Hopefully will improve in the next series.  Did you know they are also doing a spin off?  Fear the Walking Dead

Didn't know that btid. I'll look out for it.


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