Gas Cooker

At school we had a domestic science teacher who started every lesson with 'now girls, take a luke at your cukery buke' all rhyming...

Murphy absolutely destroying Hawkins 13 - 3.

He may get saturday off at this rate.

Two blokes I know both practice with Murphy and they reckon he is a top bloke with no airs and graces whatsoever. Very pleasant demeanour and a devout Christian to boot.

Reebok Trotter wrote: and a devout Christian to boot.

That's the reason that I'm not keen on him. 

I'm not keen on 'God Botherers' myself but everyone is entitled to their own opinion so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

It's 10 years since he last won it. I couldn't believe it was that long since.

Have you got gas Copper?

scottjames30 wrote:Have you got gas Copper?

Only when he has cold beans out of the tin. That's a banquet to him

Looks nothing like me.
I've got hair.

Never said it did

As you've previously described me as a worm,the implication is clear.
You need to do much better.
Next.

When I call someone a worm i don't mean they look like one 

Boggersbelief wrote:When I call someone a worm i don't mean they look like one 

But you'd be wrong.
I do look like one.

For someone that doesn't like these petty arguments you do a good job at getting involved in them when they don't concern you boncey

I noticed that too boggers.

Sorry boys,I can't resist it.
I'm getting revved up about the Manny/Floyd fight.
Floyd on points probably.