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1 Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex on Tue Sep 08 2015, 22:12

Natasha Whittam

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Utterly disturbing story.

Gayle Newland, 25, tricked another woman into having sex with her by posing as a man and persuading her to wear a blindfold in the bedroom, a court has heard.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-34190186

Some people are so stupid. Would you wear a blindfold to meet a total stranger? Even for the promise of sex (KP, we know your answer is yes)?

2 Re: Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex on Tue Sep 08 2015, 22:20

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The better story about it was in the Liverpool Echo. How can you not laugh at the lines

[size=31]She told police that she felt something was “not right” so she removed the scarf and mask, and saw Newland standing there wearing a woolly hat, swimming suit and prosthetic penis.[/size]


[size=38]http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/woman-tells-court-how-boyfriend-10016669[/size]

3 Re: Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex on Tue Sep 08 2015, 22:22

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Is that a real news story or have you downloaded some very sophisticated software that creates convincing links and allows you to fabricate news stories on facsimiles of well known and respected sites?

If it's a real story, I'm honestly stunned.

How fucking thick is that woman?

4 Re: Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex on Tue Sep 08 2015, 22:34

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You couldn't make that shit up.

5 Re: Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex on Tue Sep 08 2015, 22:57

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Did you read this one?

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/im-pretty-disgusted-still-love-6403713

6 Re: Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex on Tue Sep 08 2015, 23:02

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Have you got a tent on for me?

No it's just my rather large protruding camel toe.

Now stick that blindfold on you daft bint.

7 Re: Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex on Tue Sep 08 2015, 23:02

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Jesus!

Although.........

Having read this bit:

Police issued CCTV images of a man with distinctively large ears after an animal was found injured at a farm stables in Redenhall, Norfolk....(etc).



........at least the weird bastard put some effort into his disguise, so credit for that.

8 Re: Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex on Wed Sep 09 2015, 06:15

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Prince Charles could it be.

9 Re: Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex on Thu Sep 10 2015, 07:59

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Shocking new revelation in this story, Gayle Newland and the "victim" were actually engaged and had been dating for over two years. Two years and she didn't realise Newland was a woman!

Newland allegedly hid her woman bits by wearing bandages across her chest and keeping a carrot in her pants. Newland asked the victim to cover her eyes when they met so she would not see scars he had received in a car accident

Newland wore a prosthetic penis during sex.

Great story.

10 Re: Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex on Thu Sep 10 2015, 08:02

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Go to work nat

11 Re: Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex on Thu Sep 10 2015, 08:03

Natasha Whittam

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I'm at work you bellend, why do you think I'm on here?

12 Re: Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex on Thu Sep 10 2015, 08:04

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I think that's the first time you've ever called me a bellend. I thought I was special

13 Re: Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex on Thu Sep 10 2015, 08:22

Natasha Whittam

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I'm trying to throw Breadman off the scent.

14 Re: Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex on Thu Sep 10 2015, 08:34

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You can't get through to a crazy person

15 Re: Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex on Thu Sep 10 2015, 08:52

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Boggersbelief wrote:You can't get through to a crazy person

You do get the inherent irony in that statement, don't you?

16 Re: Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex on Thu Sep 10 2015, 08:55

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Only joking Bman, enjoy your coffee and smile. It's a nice day

17 Re: Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex on Thu Sep 10 2015, 09:00

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And it really is a nice day today! flower

Let's hope we have that Indian summer! :pray:

18 Re: Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex on Thu Sep 10 2015, 09:08

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I'm in irlam today. Stuck in a warehouse until 5. New lad is doing everything on his own now though so gonna watch notorious. Is it any good nat?

19 Re: Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex on Thu Sep 10 2015, 09:14

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You're not at Flint are you?

Or is it Sun?

20 Re: Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex on Thu Sep 10 2015, 09:21

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It was meant to be the sun, I used the wrong icon. Very Happy

21 Re: Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex on Thu Sep 10 2015, 09:25

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I was just asking Johnny where he's working today, mate.

S'all gurd..... Very Happy

(Feelin' a bit South Central today.)

22 Re: Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex on Thu Sep 10 2015, 09:28

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I think I'm having one of them days today.

I'm off back to bed! Very Happy

23 Re: Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex on Thu Sep 10 2015, 09:45

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Breadman wrote:You're not at Flint are you?

Or is it Sun?

Flint yeah Smile

Been here before. Here today and tomorrow Smile

24 Re: Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex on Thu Sep 10 2015, 09:59

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Seriously now, don't mention me.

That was the place I mentioned on here a couple of years ago where I walked out after almost chinning the Ops Manager.

And he's still there, so keep schtum.  Very Happy

25 Re: Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex on Thu Sep 10 2015, 10:03

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Breadman wrote:Seriously now, don't mention me.

That was the place I mentioned on here a couple of years ago where I walked out after almost chinning the Ops Manager.

And he's still there, so keep schtum.  Very Happy

Ill probably be testing him. Pm me his name & ill chuck in some extra exercises Smile

26 Re: Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex on Thu Sep 10 2015, 10:07

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Breadman wrote:Seriously now, don't mention me.

That was the place I mentioned on here a couple of years ago where I walked out after almost chinning the Ops Manager.

And he's still there, so keep schtum.  Very Happy

You cant go round attempting to chin people because one day you'll run into the wrong person. 

Wise words of the day

27 Re: Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex on Thu Sep 10 2015, 10:10

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Boggersbelief wrote:
Breadman wrote:Seriously now, don't mention me.

That was the place I mentioned on here a couple of years ago where I walked out after almost chinning the Ops Manager.

And he's still there, so keep schtum.  Very Happy

You cant go round attempting to chin people because one day you'll run into the wrong person. 

Wise words of the day

Behave. Very Happy

28 Re: Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex on Thu Sep 10 2015, 10:50

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Indian midget.

Make sure you trap his tache.

29 Re: Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex on Thu Sep 10 2015, 11:05

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Ill keep my eye out. Its not like they are all called smith is it mon......i mean man Smile

30 Re: Woman Poses As Man To Get Sex on Thu Sep 10 2015, 11:42

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Is Smithmon back?

I didn't mean him. 

I meant Abhijit the Eejit.

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